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11-20-2007, 01:37 AM
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#1 | | MacGyver Stoner
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... you pull into the gas station blazed and freak out because you cannot for the life of you remember which side of your car the gas tank is on.
... you forget what you got up for in the time it took you to get from one room to the next. So you grab Oreos.
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11-20-2007, 02:06 AM
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#2 | | SHE GOD
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 You wake up in the morning with a bar of chocolate melted to the side of your face..... 
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11-20-2007, 02:17 AM
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#3 | | Ninja Mod
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u know your a stoner when u tear the house apart lookin for your lighter and realise its in your hand
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11-20-2007, 02:36 AM
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#4 | | SHE GOD
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Originally Posted by smokey  u know your a stoner when u tear the house apart lookin for your lighter and realise its in your hand |  Shit I do that all the time....lol 
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11-20-2007, 02:51 AM
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#6 | | Hashed
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Originally Posted by kiwi You wake up in the morning with a bar of chocolate melted to the side of your face..... | as much as I hate to admit it, been there Quote:
Originally Posted by smokey u know your a stoner when u tear the house apart lookin for your lighter and realise its in your hand | OMG smokey are you watching me. I just did this this afternoon
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11-20-2007, 03:27 AM
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#7 | | The late night stoner
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You know your a stoner when you've listened to the same song on constant repeat for almost an hour, and still think its cool as hell.
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11-20-2007, 04:10 AM
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#8 | | Wise, but not too wise.
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You know you're a stoner when you watch Stand Up on Comedy Central and laugh your azz off at some of the lamest jokes/punch lines in the world.
You know you're a stoner when someone says "I bought some new bowls" and you instantly ask "Glass or Metal?"
You know you're a stoner when you have 1 million "You know you're a stoner" incidents but you can only remember 3 at the moment.
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11-20-2007, 07:11 AM
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#9 | | The Baggie Man
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Originally Posted by Psycrow420 You know you're a stoner when you have 1 million "You know you're a stoner" incidents but you can only remember 3 at the moment. | Fuck me.. Im guilty of that..
You know your a stoner... when you smoke weed 
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11-20-2007, 07:40 AM
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#10 | | The late night stoner
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Originally Posted by Blitzed You know your a stoner... when you smoke weed | #1 indication right there.
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11-20-2007, 01:53 PM
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#11 | | Wise, but not too wise.
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Originally Posted by Blitzed Fuck me.. Im guilty of that..
You know your a stoner... when you smoke weed |
Really?? You think??
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11-23-2007, 08:55 AM
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#12 | | MacGyver Stoner
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You know you're a stoner when you look over at the TV and it's on some Lifetime movie because you were got distracted while flipping through the channels and didn't realize it was playing for half an hour or so.
You know you're a stoner when your heart skips a beat when someone -- anywhere -- says the word "green."
You know you're a stoner when you know what channel Adult Swim is on in three different cities.
You know you're a stoner when there are at least 3 food items, empty or full, somewhere on or near the desk at which you are reading this.
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11-23-2007, 01:45 PM
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#13 | | Hashed
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Originally Posted by Invincibowl
You know you're a stoner when there are at least 3 food items, empty or full, somewhere on or near the desk at which you are reading this.
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As I look around the desk from last night, man I must have been stoned
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11-23-2007, 06:52 PM
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#14 | | Stoner
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You know your a stoner when you forget the topic of conversation... right in the middle of the conversation. 
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11-23-2007, 07:22 PM
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#15 | | Ninja Mod
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you know your a stoner when u walk into a room to get something but forget what tht something was
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