You know you're a stoner when...

Invincibowl

... you pull into the gas station blazed and freak out because you cannot for the life of you remember which side of your car the gas tank is on.

... you forget what you got up for in the time it took you to get from one room to the next. So you grab Oreos.


You guys have any?

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Bang.

kiwi

You wake up in the morning with a bar of chocolate melted to the side of your face.....

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DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING... COS EVERY LIL THING IS GONNA BE ALRIGHT

smokey

u know your a stoner when u tear the house apart lookin for your lighter and realise its in your hand

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kiwi

Shit I do that all the time....lol

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DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING... COS EVERY LIL THING IS GONNA BE ALRIGHT

cani

you know your a stoner when...

you open that stash baggie/bowl/box and realize you like the smell of skunk...

;pots ign

Midnight_Toker420

as much as I hate to admit it, been there

OMG smokey are you watching me. I just did this this afternoon


another Im known for is falling asleep with a large cup of milkshake, I makes one hella mess

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The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

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FIGHT TERRORISM, GROW YOUR OWN AND KEEP YOUR MONEY OUTTA THEIR POCKETS !!!!!!!!!

halffoot

You know your a stoner when you've listened to the same song on constant repeat for almost an hour, and still think its cool as hell.

Psycrow420

You know you're a stoner when you watch Stand Up on Comedy Central and laugh your azz off at some of the lamest jokes/punch lines in the world.


You know you're a stoner when someone says "I bought some new bowls" and you instantly ask "Glass or Metal?"


You know you're a stoner when you have 1 million "You know you're a stoner" incidents but you can only remember 3 at the moment.

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To me, blunt you must pass, Hmm?




Do or Do Not, there is no Try hmmm----Yoda

Blitzed

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halffoot

#1 indication right there.

Psycrow420

Really?? You think??

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To me, blunt you must pass, Hmm?




Do or Do Not, there is no Try hmmm----Yoda

Invincibowl

You know you're a stoner when you look over at the TV and it's on some Lifetime movie because you were got distracted while flipping through the channels and didn't realize it was playing for half an hour or so.

You know you're a stoner when your heart skips a beat when someone -- anywhere -- says the word "green."

You know you're a stoner when you know what channel Adult Swim is on in three different cities.

You know you're a stoner when there are at least 3 food items, empty or full, somewhere on or near the desk at which you are reading this.

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Bang.

Midnight_Toker420

As I look around the desk from last night, man I must have been stoned

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The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Have you checked out the new stoner store ?? No, well here is the link http://www.cafepress.com/StonerForums

FIGHT TERRORISM, GROW YOUR OWN AND KEEP YOUR MONEY OUTTA THEIR POCKETS !!!!!!!!!

PeacefullyStoned

You know your a stoner when you forget the topic of conversation... right in the middle of the conversation.

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Toke Up

smokey