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You know your a stoner when....
-1) Your plans to smoke are first on your agenda for the day.
-2) You make plans based on when you want to smoke.
-3) You ignor phone calls to keep hitting a bowl.
-4) Refuse to leavewhen you know your late because the blunts coming to u
-5) Stare at your screen trying to read the words cause ur so high its blurry
-6) Bring some weed and a lil oney everywhere you go...just incase.
-7) Smoke weed on the golf course with ur stoner buddies and drive the carts crazy.
-8) Constantly think of cool new places to smoke.
-9) Cant wait to get home at night, get on stoner forums and toke a few with your cyber buddies.

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you know you're a stoner when you're watchin tv and really enjoying the show, then the commercials come on and you instantly forget what you were watching!
This happens to me constantly!

I think that happens to all of us.



You know you're a stoner when your buddy says "I'm getting a new batch of nugs in 2 weeks" and you get antsy for 2 weeks waiting on the bag

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I'm like that normally... I have a really bad attention size.


You're a stoner when you buy a damn $400 tiny ass laptop so you can use irc WHILE you smoke outside or in the bathroom

You know you're a stoner when you wake up early in the morning, smoke a blunt and go back to bed for another four hours

When you have all your friends save their stems and seeds for you, for picking during dry times.

...you're biggest investment is your smoking paraphenalia.

Hmmm...

Glass: 2 pipes, 2 chillums, 2 hitters, 1 hitter, 1 bong.
Wood: 2 hitter boxes, 2 pipes, 1 stash box.
Metal: 2 ornamental pokers, 1 hitter, 1 grinder.
Misc.: digital scale, rolling papers, pipe cleaners, blunt wraps, hand scale.

And that's not including all that got confiscated last year.

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Well your investment is recession-proof!

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Righteousness will always prevail!

I dont know if this has been said cos i cant be bothered looking through them all! But you know your a stoner when someone passes you something and you take it - no questions asked. You've not asked for it, you dont need anything and you still take it!
Then look at it...then wonder...

...when you shake yourkeyboard upside down and enough ganja falls out for another hit
...when peer pressure isn't a problem because you're the one offering the blunt
...when most of your friendships would be meaningless without the herb
...when a hobo walks past and you're the only one who can detect the ganja smell over the stench of his body
...when you believe "the law of the universe" to be "puff puff, pass"

LOL! I just did that and it will surely pack my lil hitter. Great idea.

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You know you're a stoner when...

you pop out to get some smokes and come back with 1/2oz.

You know your a stoner when...you try making potato chips in a cast iron skillet and smoke out the whole house then try to dump them down the drain side of the sink...

*cough*

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"We don't see ourselves as potheads....we're dedicated smokers"

you know you're a stoner when you log on to this forum like twenty times a day!

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Marijauna...... Hey, at least it's not crack

LMAO... so true. Nicely put.

Peace and Pot.

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