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01-14-2008, 07:42 AM
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#76 | | Aphotic Luminance My Mood: 
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Stoner Buck$$: 58.10 | Re: You know you're a stoner when...
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Originally Posted by Invincibowl  You know you're a stoner when you look over at the TV and it's on some Lifetime movie because you were got distracted while flipping through the channels and didn't realize it was playing for half an hour or so.
You know you're a stoner when your heart skips a beat when someone -- anywhere -- says the word "green."
You know you're a stoner when you know what channel Adult Swim is on in three different cities.
You know you're a stoner when there are at least 3 food items, empty or full, somewhere on or near the desk at which you are reading this. | I was just about the say this one.
You know you're a stoner when.... shoot... I forgot what I was going to say.
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02-06-2008, 03:26 AM
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#77 | | Experienced Stoner My Mood:
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Stoner Buck$$: 63.48 | Re: You know you're a stoner when...
when you hang around this forum... sober.
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02-06-2008, 07:22 AM
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#78 | | Are you ready to bubble? My Mood: 
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Stoner Buck$$: 211.20 | Re: You know you're a stoner when...
You know your a stoner when there are empty bags of chips all over your room.
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02-06-2008, 10:03 PM
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#79 | | Experienced Stoner My Mood: 
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You know your a stoner when u get in a cab at 1am and look at the meter thinking its the time .. all the while wondering how did it get 75 past 14 ...  | |
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02-07-2008, 03:49 AM
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#80 | | Queen of Toke My Mood: 
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Stoner Buck$$: 158.88 | Re: You know you're a stoner when...
you know your a stoner when you can't type and talk on the phone at the same time...you end up typing your phone conversation
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02-07-2008, 11:22 AM
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#81 | | The late night stoner My Mood: 
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Stoner Buck$$: 231.71 | Re: You know you're a stoner when...
You randomly decide you're having an existential crisis and/or communicate with strange forces outside yourself.
Also, you know your a stoner if you ever find yourself typing anything like that ^^^
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02-07-2008, 05:30 PM
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#82 | | Queen of Toke My Mood:
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Stoner Buck$$: 158.88 | Re: You know you're a stoner when...
You know your a stoner when it's 10am, you've only been up since 8am and your ready for a nap
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02-09-2008, 04:31 AM
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#83 | | Master Stoner My Mood: 
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Stoner Buck$$: 1,621.42 | Re: You know you're a stoner when...
you know you're a stoner when someone says "Wake....and Bake" in the same sentence you immediately think "Time to toke"
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02-09-2008, 08:23 AM
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#84 | | MacGyver Stoner My Mood: 
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Stoner Buck$$: 115.47 | Re: You know you're a stoner when...
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Originally Posted by Clutch When you have Christmas lights strung up, indoors, in July. |
I'd say if they're still up OUTSIDE in July, that makes you more of a stoner. 
Oh, and I'm back. Kinda.
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02-09-2008, 10:14 PM
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#85 | | fluffy? Priceless... My Mood: 
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Stoner Buck$$: 1,956.06 | Re: You know you're a stoner when...
you know your a stoner when... your sitting there in chat, waiting for the next... FIRE!   | |
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02-09-2008, 10:33 PM
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#86 | | Master Stoner My Mood:
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Stoner Buck$$: 1,621.42 | Re: You know you're a stoner when...
you know you're a stoner when.........you see naked girls and weed and go "Dang look at that bud, look at the crystals on that thing" completely ignoring the naked woman.
Or naked man for you ladies
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02-09-2008, 10:51 PM
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#87 | | The late night stoner My Mood:
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Stoner Buck$$: 231.71 | Re: You know you're a stoner when...
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Originally Posted by Psycrow420 you know you're a stoner when.........you see naked girls and weed and go "Dang look at that bud, look at the crystals on that thing" completely ignoring the naked woman.
Or naked man for you ladies | I consider myself a fairly serious stoner....but naked ladies always take precedence.
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02-10-2008, 06:42 PM
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#88 | | Queen of Toke My Mood:
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Stoner Buck$$: 158.88 | Re: You know you're a stoner when...
You know your a stoner when you check your email and all your new messages say stoner forums
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02-10-2008, 06:49 PM
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#89 | | stoner by choice My Mood: 
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Stoner Buck$$: 636.53 | Re: You know you're a stoner when...
when you keep hitting a beat bowl and not xhaling anything and try it again 2 min's later
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02-11-2008, 01:41 AM
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#90 | | Absolute waster My Mood: 
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Stoner Buck$$: 971.64 | Re: You know you're a stoner when...
you know your a stoner when you pour orange juice on your cereal instead of milk, and dont realise until you sit down and actualy start eating it. that actualy happened to me once  | 
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