You know you're a stoner when...

Psycrow420

Uhhhhh.......nah too easy lol.



When you smoke some crap weed and instantly feel like puking, but its all you got to get high so you keep smoking it

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Do or Do Not, there is no Try hmmm----Yoda

SuperStoner420

You know you're a stoner when...

... you have a subscription to High Times magazine.
... you forget to close your bag of weed before you sleep.
... you read a book on growing marijuana.
... you pass out for three hours, wake up and notice that your eyes are still pink from taking hits out of a "grass mask."
... you present a speech on legalizing cannabis for class.
... you smoke out your whole family.
... you step on something, notice it's a little nug you dropped and you're filled with joy to see it, so you immediately smoke it.
... you drive to Berkely three times in about a week, just to visit the smoke shops and buy something.
... you believe that the best decision in your life was to start smoking weed.

All of that's happened to me!

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Ganja

You know your a stoner when 1 tool for smoking isnt enough, and you start collecting peices so you always have something different to smoke out of to keep it entertaining.

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Stonette

I love those things! I haven't had that experience in 7 long years... time to invest in one.

You know you're a stoner when you've been smoking over a third of your life.

I just turned 24 yesterday and I feel hella old now. One more year to the quarter of a century mark.

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SuperStoner420

I saw it at a smoke shop in Berkely, called the Gypsy Trader, and I asked the guy how much it was. He told me it was $50 and then I asked him for a discount, so he offered it to me for $40 and I took it. That's what I love about Berkely, I visited four different smoke shops and bought that grass mask, two pipes, a hookah, an awesome butane lighter/torch, and a bong for my sister for Christmas.

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Psycrow420

You know you're a stoner when you watch Whos Line is it anyway while sober and go "This would be a hell of a lot funnier if I was stoned"

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To me, blunt you must pass, Hmm?




Do or Do Not, there is no Try hmmm----Yoda

creativesmoker

you spend 20 minutes trying to figure out why the music isnt playing on your computer only to discover that the sound is muted.....I think I've smoked myself stupid..lmao

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creativesmoker

everything happens for a reason thank God we have weed to deal with it......

Ganja

You know your a stoner when you refer to your blaze as a real live person.

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Clutch

When you have Christmas lights strung up, indoors, in July.

Safron

you know your a stoner when you break a bit of cheese off, rap it in ham and eat it

anniecclancy

You are having a real kick ass time, and the world is OK, if that goddamn bowl isnt cashed.....lol
annie

anniecclancy

Smokey, that is SO muck the truth, lol. And you look kinda stupid if the bus is REAL good
lol anniecclancy

Psycrow420

You know you're a stoner when......your buddy who sells you Nugs tells you that theres a bag with your name on it and you promptly shout AMEN!



You know you're a stoner when you cant sleep because you know you're getting a bag of bomb weed in a few hours, and you are antsy to get it.


You know you're a stoner when you look forward to a few hours of hanging out with a buddy and playing guitar hero.........a week in advance.

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To me, blunt you must pass, Hmm?




Do or Do Not, there is no Try hmmm----Yoda

anniecclancy

Yer high as Hell and happy to be thAT WAY!~!

SuperStoner420

...thinking that the sound on your computer is broken for days only to discover that it was muted, which was really stupid.

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Hey, hey, hey, smoke weed everyday!
-Dave Chapelle