You know you're a stoner when...
... you have a subscription to High Times magazine.
... you forget to close your bag of weed before you sleep.
... you read a book on growing marijuana.
... you pass out for three hours, wake up and notice that your eyes are still pink from taking hits out of a "grass mask."
... you present a speech on legalizing cannabis for class.
... you smoke out your whole family.
... you step on something, notice it's a little nug you dropped and you're filled with joy to see it, so you immediately smoke it.
... you drive to Berkely three times in about a week, just to visit the smoke shops and buy something.
... you believe that the best decision in your life was to start smoking weed.

All of that's happened to me!
