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when you think that attempting to make a snowman at 2 am in -3 weather is a good idea

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You know you're a stoner when you ash into a freshly-opened can of soda because you didn't ever have the thought to check to see if it was full... and you still consider drinking it.

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Bang.

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you know your a stoner when you are so hungry that you feel like crap but you want to smoke some weed and you know it will make you feel worse by making you even more hungry but you smoke it anyway.

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You know you're a stoner when you watch Cheech and Chong Up in Smoke for the millionth time, and yet still find things you missed before.

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You know your a stoner when you put foreign channels on the TV and then dont realise they are not speaking english until the adverts come on.


i think that makes sense. not too sure though
better make a spliff and read through it

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you know youre a stoner when you dont change youre bongwater...

that makes no sense ....so that makes me a stoner ....savvy?

You know you're a stoner when you can sniff out someone smoking weed, AND know the quality of that stuff at the same time, and you're in a theme park.

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you know your a stoner when you find an ounce of green that you didnt even realise you lost.

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You know your a stoner when you cant think of any good you know your a stoner jokes. even though it should be easy it never is

who agrees?

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Happens all the time, and I know im not the only one.

That would be a rookie stoner.


No self proclaimed pothead would lose an OUNCE of weed! a dime...sure...an 8th maybe...a quarter possibly.....but anything more than that....WHAT THE HELL? lol



You know you're a stoner when you read these "You know you're a stoner" posts and realize that in the past week at least 95% of them happened to you

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Amen to that

...When you sniff the hell outta your bag BEFORE you purchace it.

You know you're a stoner when you have a carb hole shaped burn on your left thumb because you got so fucked up on New Year's Eve you tried hitting an empty pipe and didn't realize it was empty until you had burned your thumb.


You also know your a stoner when you write long drawn out run-on sentences.

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When you hangout with your ex after you have supposedly learned your lesson

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Cannabis will get you through the times of no money, better than money will get you through the times of no cannabis