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Old 12-06-2007, 03:01 PM   #31
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You leave the candle in the bathroom to cover the "odor" going too long then by the time you realize it, its half gone and thats a waste of 3 bucks


You just realize that the candle IS burning.......
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Old 12-07-2007, 12:53 PM   #32
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You know you're a stoner when you get pissed when you have to bundle up to take the dog outside, but you will willingly put even more clothes on later so you can walk 8 blocks to the 24-hour supermarket to get vanilla and milk so you can make homemade snow ice cream.

Also, you know you're a stoner when you take the longer route home from the supermarket so you can see the square all lit up with Christmas lights, but you get so wrapped up in "Free Bird" (good choice, iPod shuffle mode) that you realize when you get home that you didn't look at any of the lights because you were too busy air-guitaring.


Both of these happened to me tonight, lol, and it was all after 2 a.m., too.
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Old 12-07-2007, 03:47 PM   #33
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Old 12-08-2007, 07:13 AM   #34
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You know you're a stoner when you can no longer channel surf because on every channel is "the greatest show ever!"
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Old 12-08-2007, 09:15 AM   #35
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You know you're a stoner when you can no longer channel surf because on every channel is "the greatest show ever!"
Hahaha, my buddy does that... every time we watch TV, I know he's gonna end up on the Weather channel for an hour, then Discovery Channel if we're lucky, but ultimately it always ends up at him leaving it on cartoons... I'm so damn tired of cartoons. Haha.
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You know your a stoner when your driving down a dark road at night and forget where you are or where your going
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Old 12-08-2007, 06:13 PM   #37
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You know you're a stoner when......you cant sleep cuz yer out of weed and you usually use that to help fall asleep.


I need a bag ASAP or I'm gonna be awake for a week.



You know you're a stoner when you dont really like the show thats on, but you dont have the energy to grab the remote and flip thru 500 channels for a movie from the 80s that you have on DVD anyway
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Old 12-11-2007, 04:44 AM   #38
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You know your a stoner when you wake at 3am one morning from a deep sleep, just to ask hubby...'WHERES MY JOINT'.... then fall fast asleep again.

Yip I recently did just that....
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You know you're a stoner when you go to light your cigarette and you end up burning the filter.

just did that but I cut the burnt part off with scissors so its all cool.
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Hahha I've totally done that.


You know you're a stoner when you can't remember the last time you sat through a whole commercial.
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You know you're a stoner when you watch NOTHING but commercials, especially the funny beer ones
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You know you're a stoner when you justify all the trash that needs to be cleaned off your desk by saying "I might need to ash on something sometime."
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When you search frantically for your cell phone in your pockets and then tell the person your talking to on your cell phone that you lost it, then realize your talking on it.
 
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when you search all over the house for your favorite knit hat only to realize the reason your head is warm is.....da da da....you're wearing it!
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You know your a stoner when you wake up with a frozen chicken in bed with you and wonder where it came from

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