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You know you're a stoner when you get pissed when you have to bundle up to take the dog outside, but you will willingly put even more clothes on later so you can walk 8 blocks to the 24-hour supermarket to get vanilla and milk so you can make homemade snow ice cream.
Also, you know you're a stoner when you take the longer route home from the supermarket so you can see the square all lit up with Christmas lights, but you get so wrapped up in "Free Bird" (good choice, iPod shuffle mode) that you realize when you get home that you didn't look at any of the lights because you were too busy air-guitaring.
Both of these happened to me tonight, lol, and it was all after 2 a.m., too.
(I'm also pretty sure I saw a ghost... although it definitely could have been the .)
You know you're a stoner when you can no longer channel surf because on every channel is "the greatest show ever!"
Hahaha, my buddy does that... every time we watch TV, I know he's gonna end up on the Weather channel for an hour, then Discovery Channel if we're lucky, but ultimately it always ends up at him leaving it on cartoons... I'm so damn tired of cartoons. Haha.
You know you're a stoner when......you cant sleep cuz yer out of weed and you usually use that to help fall asleep.
I need a bag ASAP or I'm gonna be awake for a week.
You know you're a stoner when you dont really like the show thats on, but you dont have the energy to grab the remote and flip thru 500 channels for a movie from the 80s that you have on DVD anyway
__________________ To me, blunt you must pass, Hmm?
You know you're a stoner when you go to light your cigarette and you end up burning the filter.
just did that but I cut the burnt part off with scissors so its all cool.
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She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two, well, the other two were females. God only knows what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes... reefers! **bong rip**
When you search frantically for your cell phone in your pockets and then tell the person your talking to on your cell phone that you lost it, then realize your talking on it.