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Old 11-23-2007, 07:27 PM   #16
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Re: You know you're a stoner when...

you know your a stoner when:
you ask your wife the names of your kids

then once you find that out, you ask your kids what mommy's name is
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Old 11-23-2007, 08:40 PM   #17
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Re: You know you're a stoner when...

You know you're a stoner when you have about an eight on the floor of your car.

You know you're a bunch of stoners when you can't remember who's hit it is but everybody's so high nobody cares who takes it next.

You know you're a stoner when you're still smoking after everybody else has passed out.

You know your a stoner when you drive better stoned.

You know you're a stoner when the cashier at the gas station knows what kind of papers you use.

You know you're a stoner when you get stoned before you get you driver's licence picture taken so Cops will think you look normal. (I actually did that.)
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Old 11-24-2007, 12:21 AM   #18
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Re: You know you're a stoner when...

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You know you're a stoner when you're still smoking after everybody else has passed out.
done the many of times lol

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You know you're a stoner when you get stoned before you get you driver's licence picture taken so Cops will think you look normal. (I actually did that.)
what a cool idea lol

you know your a stoner when you examine every part of your car for places to stash weed
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Old 11-24-2007, 01:37 PM   #19
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Re: You know you're a stoner when...

You know you're a stoner when you have about 15 hiding places in your home for weed, but you still cant find your stash in any one of them.....only to find it right out in the open on the bathroom counter.


You know you're a stoner when watching the pets chase the laser light is about an hours worth of laughter and later on you wonder why your sides hurt.


You know you're a stoner when your circle has specific nick names for each other, such as Bonghog, Jointlover, Rookie Toker, and StonedChick

You know you're a stoner when you realize you're posting "You know you're a stoner" incidents and probably did all of them an hour ago
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Old 11-26-2007, 01:13 AM   #20
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You know you're a stoner when you watch a movie with a friend and one of you says "that's that chick from that one movie!!" and you spend the rest of the movie talking to each other, ignoring the movie, trying to figure out where you know the actress from.
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:55 PM   #21
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You know you're a stoner when someone goes "Dude you smell like weed." But you dont smell a dang thing
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Old 11-26-2007, 10:20 PM   #22
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you know your a stoner when you pull up to a stop sign and forget and wait for the light to change lmao was a long mornging
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Old 12-05-2007, 07:27 AM   #23
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You know you're a stoner when you forget you're listening to a voice mail and respond as if the other person could hear you.

I did this today, in public no less... I was listening to a message from my mom at Wal-Mart tonight and responded to her. I thought it was a little weird that she didn't slow down when I said stuff... so I responded I think three times before remembering I was listening to a message.

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Old 12-05-2007, 04:08 PM   #24
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that's great bowl you just made my day with that
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Old 12-06-2007, 05:02 AM   #25
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You know you're a stoner when........you take the dog out when its 2 below and you laugh when he poops and steam comes out of it, its "shit like that" can be amusing when high
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Old 12-06-2007, 06:27 AM   #26
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I just fucking did that!!!! No shit, I just got in from taking my dog to poo and I craaaacked up when I read that.
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Old 12-06-2007, 09:11 AM   #27
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You know you're a stoner when you are drifting off while at the computer and think of something to contribute to this site, so you snap back to reality and click your StonerForums.com bookmark button thingy only to realize, just before the page refreshes, that you were already AT StonerForums.com -- that's where you were when you drifted off.


Any guesses how I came up with that one?
Haha.


Also: You know you're a stoner when food that wasn't good enough for you before you blazed up (say, the french fries in your microwave dinner are cold and soggy) suddenly becomes appetizing, even though now the fries are MORE cold and MORE soggy. Who says stoners are wasteful?
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Old 12-06-2007, 09:33 AM   #28
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You know you're a stoner when you are drifting off while at the computer and think of something to contribute to this site, so you snap back to reality and click your StonerForums.com bookmark button thingy only to realize, just before the page refreshes, that you were already AT StonerForums.com -- that's where you were when you drifted off.
Yea, I've done that, lol.

This thread reminded me of this video
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Old 12-06-2007, 10:38 AM   #29
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You light the wrong end of a spliff and keep toking till it tokes....

Your have your own stoner clan with your buddies on Counter Strike lol
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Old 12-06-2007, 11:51 AM   #30
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