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You know you're a stoner when you have about an eight on the floor of your car.
You know you're a bunch of stoners when you can't remember who's hit it is but everybody's so high nobody cares who takes it next.
You know you're a stoner when you're still smoking after everybody else has passed out.
You know your a stoner when you drive better stoned.
You know you're a stoner when the cashier at the gas station knows what kind of papers you use.
You know you're a stoner when you get stoned before you get you driver's licence picture taken so Cops will think you look normal. (I actually did that.)
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She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two, well, the other two were females. God only knows what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes... reefers! **bong rip**
You know you're a stoner when you're still smoking after everybody else has passed out.
done the many of times lol
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Originally Posted by Stonette
You know you're a stoner when you get stoned before you get you driver's licence picture taken so Cops will think you look normal. (I actually did that.)
what a cool idea lol
you know your a stoner when you examine every part of your car for places to stash weed
You know you're a stoner when you have about 15 hiding places in your home for weed, but you still cant find your stash in any one of them.....only to find it right out in the open on the bathroom counter.
You know you're a stoner when watching the pets chase the laser light is about an hours worth of laughter and later on you wonder why your sides hurt.
You know you're a stoner when your circle has specific nick names for each other, such as Bonghog, Jointlover, Rookie Toker, and StonedChick
You know you're a stoner when you realize you're posting "You know you're a stoner" incidents and probably did all of them an hour ago
__________________ To me, blunt you must pass, Hmm?
You know you're a stoner when you watch a movie with a friend and one of you says "that's that chick from that one movie!!" and you spend the rest of the movie talking to each other, ignoring the movie, trying to figure out where you know the actress from.
You know you're a stoner when you forget you're listening to a voice mail and respond as if the other person could hear you.
I did this today, in public no less... I was listening to a message from my mom at Wal-Mart tonight and responded to her. I thought it was a little weird that she didn't slow down when I said stuff... so I responded I think three times before remembering I was listening to a message.
You know you're a stoner when........you take the dog out when its 2 below and you laugh when he poops and steam comes out of it, its "shit like that" can be amusing when high
__________________ To me, blunt you must pass, Hmm?
You know you're a stoner when you are drifting off while at the computer and think of something to contribute to this site, so you snap back to reality and click your StonerForums.com bookmark button thingy only to realize, just before the page refreshes, that you were already AT StonerForums.com -- that's where you were when you drifted off.
Any guesses how I came up with that one?
Haha.
Also: You know you're a stoner when food that wasn't good enough for you before you blazed up (say, the french fries in your microwave dinner are cold and soggy) suddenly becomes appetizing, even though now the fries are MORE cold and MORE soggy. Who says stoners are wasteful?
You know you're a stoner when you are drifting off while at the computer and think of something to contribute to this site, so you snap back to reality and click your StonerForums.com bookmark button thingy only to realize, just before the page refreshes, that you were already AT StonerForums.com -- that's where you were when you drifted off.
You are standing at the electric stove wondering why it is taking so long for your corn muffin to grille. So you reach across and turn the dial from medium to medium-high. Waiting, waiting, waiting.......then you realize the pan is on the front burner and the rear burner is glowing a nice shade of red!
what a cool idea lol
To me, blunt you must pass, Hmm?
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