You know you're a stoner when...

Psycrow420

Pick up me and Peacefully Stoned and Amandizzle on the way to the store please??

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Stonette

For sure Psycrow! Party at Victoria's Secret... I'll bring some smoke for the ride.

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StickyIcky

....you constanly find yourself staring at your computer screen trying to remember what your username and password are every time you come to this site

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Harold: Officer, I'm glad you're here. You ever heard of that show, Doogie Houser, MD?
Officer Palumbo: Yeah, what great show. Doogie.
Harold: Neil Patrick Harris just stole my car.
Officer Palumbo: Hey! NPH wouldn't do that, 'ight!

MxMike

I always do this man! hahahaha

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amandizzle21

Ha ha, I was just randomly checking out this thread and I saw my name haha. And for the record I don't go underwear shopping cause I don't wear any So sorry psycrow your fantasy is ruined hehe



Oh yeah, since I'm posting...this happened to me last week......

You know your a stoner when you lose your bag of weed and it ends up being in the freezer because you were high and you went to get food

MxMike

You know, I heard keeping your bud in the freezer makes it last really well and retain its moisture and potency. Don't know how true it is, just what I've heard.

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HighFlyin5

you know you're a stoner when you call up your guy and try to start a regular convo with him because you cant remember who you were calling to begin with

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dude...I dont even know where the fuck I am, who I am, or what the fuck is goin on


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desertweed

You know your a stoner when you fix an amazing tuna casserole... and about a third of the way thru you realize you forgot the tuna. Me and my husband just cracked up, cause he didn't realize it either...

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Acapulco_Gold

You know you're a stoner when you've just read this whole list and when you finish you wish there was more to read.

One_Hitter_Quitter

iv lit my cif backwoords sobre though

justmaintaining

When you spend hours on a stoner website talking about being a stoner.

MeanGreenRollingMachine

haha thats a awesome idea. i wish i did that[/quote]




I did that! got pulled over and was blazed out of my mind, but hadn't smoked in the car (in the last half hour anyway). cop stared at me, tried asking all kinds of questions to trip me up (or i was hella paranoid haha)but then looked at my license and was like "so ur eyes always look like that huh? cuz otherwise i'd think you were stoned."
well i was stuck between 1)trying to keep my cool 2) completely freaking out and 3) bursting into laughter and screaming "YES I KNEW IT WOULD WORK!"
anway, got off without incident. yippee :-)

and you know you're a stoner when you join this website to comment on this page and end up staring at 420 jess' amazing avatar for 10 minutes....its entrancing!!!!!

MxMike

I did that shit accidentally. I was fucking STONED in my DL picture hahaha.

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TheKidThatLovesMary

when you forget why you got up.

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MeanGreenRollingMachine

You know you're a stoner when, after getting absolutely rippin high, you open up a piece of candy.... walk over to the trash, and throw away the candy while putting the empty wrapper in your mouth.

and you really know you're a stoner when you pick the candy out of the trash and eat it anyway!

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