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use the beer for bong water, its so dam good

hahaha so true. wenever a friends like "i have 27 bucks" im like thats 1.35 tinnies

anyone else think that bud should be made into a legal currency, then money would grow on trees

aha my friends and i noticed this one a little while ago.....

you know your blazed when.... - you start using sandwich baggies to carry things in becuase theyr so convienent

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Harold: Officer, I'm glad you're here. You ever heard of that show, Doogie Houser, MD?
Officer Palumbo: Yeah, what great show. Doogie.
Harold: Neil Patrick Harris just stole my car.
Officer Palumbo: Hey! NPH wouldn't do that, 'ight!

You know you're a stoner when... you become incredibly successful as a carnival worker, specializing in guessing people's weights. Making it additionally impressive, you always manage to do so by gaging people's weight in ounces.

when your out and going through EVERYTHING... dresser, the car, even the carpet... just looking for a bud.

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fucking funny, and absolutely brilliant....

you know you are a stoner when...each time you get high you figure out a different way the world/universe works...and then forget most of it, and when you try to tell your friend you only say the bits that make you sound stupid PLUS they are too fucking blitzed to understand anyway

also recently i found out that rastafari's say "overstanding" instead of "understanding" because they want to "to denote an enlightenment which places one in a better position."

thanks wikipedia!!!

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Why should we be taught to rationalize if things were the way they are supposed to be?

So so true lol

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wow... that's a very cool way of thinking.
It's all about trying to stay in that stream of positive thought... and loving yourself.

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or when you just smoke while having hardcore sex (I love doing that)

that's a lot going on at one time... but I'm tryin to picture it....

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you know your a stoner when you talk to yourself like other people are around

You know you're a stoner when you're blazed out of your mind and you come upon a bunch of cop cars with their lights flashing at 3 am...and it doesn't faze you one bit....


However, 4 in the afternoon a cop behind you with no lights on is the most nerve wracking thing you can imagine.

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your know you're a stoner when..... you meant to post something here and walked away from the computer only to find this open hours later.

You know you're a stoner when you look for message boards about weed. Shit.

You know you're a stoner when every new person you meet already knows you smoke before you tell them. I keep telling myself it has to be the smell.

You know you're a stoner when the first thing you do when you wake up is take a hit.

You know you're a stoner when your favorite shirt is a tye dye.

You know you're a stoner when you've got more smoking equipment than pairs of underwear. Either that or I need to go underwear shopping.

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