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Man that must have really sucked. At least you had a dime though. Could have been a long cold sober walk.

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Don't bother asking me if we should load another bowl. The anwser is and always will be YES

You know you're a stoner when you're puffing on a cigg for about 5 minutes before you realize its not lit.

Actually because I had smoked the whole dime (around that time I used to just smoke one bowl and I was satisfied....dime is like 5-6 bowls lol) I was basically NUMB to the cold.

I should say before the car broke down, I had the heater on (it was an 88 Olds Toronado, I miss that car, it had a great ac/heat system and all electronic dash, made the car interior glow green at night lol) I had adjusted it so I could take my jacket off while I was driving (winter jackets are uncomfortable when driving long distances and I was going to do a 2 hour trip) so basically I was in a t shirt and when the car died (blew a rod) the heat system still worked so I kind of hotboxed alone in my car lol.

I get out of the car, grab all the pot stuff and put it in the trunk in a backpack that no one outside of me and my roomie at the time ever looked in (it had stuff related to pot in there but everyone thought it was my old book bag from school) and I started to walk when I looked at my arms and went "Where's my jacket" Got the jacket from the car and locked up then started walking (gas station was 2 miles away, I didn't mind) I got about 1/4 of a mile and someone pulled up and asked if I needed a ride to the gas station since they figured the car was mine, so I hopped in and they dropped me off, amazingly, the gas station was OPEN! Called my parents who took about an hour and half to get there giving me time to enjoy my high in the gas station, they had an old pinball machine and I had about 3 bucks in quarters (was gonna be laundry money but.....) lol.


Parents showed up, I'm bloodshot, they assumed I was tired and I also said it was the effects of the bonfire too.

We go home, next day, call the tow company, and tow my car back to town. Found out I threw a rod and I was pissed, I LOVED that car, so comfortable, so chill to drive when stoned. Oh well.

And thats my story.



You know you're a stoner when you hijack a thread to tell a story that probably no one really cared about anyway.

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I cared psy, lol
xx

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You don't know.

you know you're a stoner when you injure yourself and the first thing you think of is smoking a joint to relieve the pain =D

You know your a stoner when you randomly wake up at 4:20am and think you should start early with a good wake and bake. When you have to get up just a few short hours later for work or something.... its not such a great idea.

Peace and Pot.

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Toke Up

you know your a stoner when you love driving by dead skunks (not to sound morbid, but i always think it smells like bomb weed)

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all i need is a Bud, some bud, and my buds

You know you're a stoner when you get stoned before you get you driver's licence picture taken so Cops will think you look normal. (I actually did that.)[/quote]

haha thats a awesome idea. i wish i did that

You know ur a stoner when you roll a blunt and u get pissed because it burns to fast, so u put honey in the blunt and freeze it for 30 mins, then smoke it and get pissed after 30 mins because its only half way smoked.

Happen to me last night.

You know you're a stoner when you read the same sentence in a book several times whenever someone is talking about weed.

You know you're a stoner when you go to the keosk to get rolling papers and end up home with several bags of cookies and no way to smoke.

You know you're a stoner when it takes you a minute to tell the operator your address when you ordering food even though you've lived there for over eight years.

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In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. -Albert Camus

you know your a stoner when you read Psycrow420's story and forget what you were going to say here (that just happened )

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LOL sorry.



You know you're a stoner when you see the person posting before you is from the same state as you are but you're not sure if you want to PM them and ask where they're from for fear you might freak them out.

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you know you're a stoner when you bum a puff off your buddy's cigarette, and forget to exhale...

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puff, puff, pass....

lol it wouldnt freak me out


i hate that

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Yes! During college soccer, my best friend and I would love to smell skunks on the way home from games.


You know you're a stoner when this:


...J


amuses you for more than 2 seconds.

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