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You know you're a stoner, when you keep checking your baggies and stash box and pipes for any type of resin or leftovers that you can use because you can't go 4 days sober (groans)

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you know your a stoner when you read every single one of these anecdotes on this thread and realize their all true.

.. when think about life!
Haha who does that nowadays

You know your a stoner when:
you forgot your anecdote after hitting reply.

you know your a stoner when you've singed an eyelash

you know your a stoner when your reading this thread and even your signifigant other walks over and says "hey why did i come over here again?"

you know your a stoner when your flipping through the radio channels and end up listening to statick of mexian chalupa dance b/c you got distracted by anything

you know your a stoner when your in your truck or car and you think the its too cold so you turn your music down.

you know your a stoner when " you know "

you know your a stoner when plan your trips around when you can get bud

you know your a stoner when every activity you do can some how involve buds

you know your a stoner when your brain "farts" more than 10 times a day

you know your a stoner when you budget more for food and bud than you do gas and electric

You know you're a stoner when you and your mates sit there for 5 minutes on youtube typing the word "Implosion" over and over again trying to figure out how the fuck you spell it.

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My red eyes can see where you're coming from.

you know you're a stoner when...what were we talking about?

You know you're a stoner if you recount a 2 hour zombie apocalypse survival story to your friends that (obviously) never happened, and forget all about it the next day.

you know you're a stoner when your girl calls wanting you to come pick her up, you get in the car and forget why you got in the car, so you go inside and smoke, then the next day you finally remember and feel really guilty...

You know you're a stoner when...your about to pass the bong to the guy next to you and forget who's next lol

happend to me like 3 hrs ago

You know you're a stoner when you pass the blunt to the guy next to you, only theres no one there and you drop it to the table or floor and it takes a good 5 minutes for everyone to figure out the blunt has dropped.

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you know your a stoner when you have some kids names saved in your phone under the kind of weed they got

you know your a stoner when both people in the windows at the taco bell drive thru askd you where you got your bud

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you know your a stoner when your vaping shwag

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Hawkeyes Rule

You know you're a stoner when you buy movie tickets online for a movie you're dying to see only to be told you saw the movie last weekend.

True story, I wanted to see Hancock so I bought tickets for last Friday only to be told by my girl that we saw the movie the prior weekend.

You know you're a stoner when You've seen Requiem for a Dream several times but you don't remember seeing it at all and rent it once again.

*sigh* I told myself NOT to rent that movie again lol.

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