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MaybeJustOnce

the funniest thing happened to me today.

I had a yard sale yesterday and today to cut down on my stuff because I will be moving soon. I had it at my aunt's house because all my stuff was being stored there so it was all there already. mostly my kid's outgrown clothes and baby gear.

well, my parent's friends stuff was stored in the same shed my stuff was in. they put it there 3 years ago and we haven't heard from them since so I said the hell with it i'm gunna sell their stuff too!

well I took a few of their boxes out that looked like it had all pots, pans and kitchen stuff in it. I didn't look in the boxes I just wrote on them "everything in box $1.00 each"

this older couple came and asked me what was in the boxes. I explained to them someone stored them here 3 years ago and I didn't look in them so I didn't know. they started looking through one box and the man pulled out a vibrator! the tip of it was kinda clear and it looked kinda like it maybe could of been some kind of light. he asked what it was and his wife yelled at him "she just told you she didn't know what was in there! I don't know I think it's some kind of flashlight thing" he put it back in the box and I could hear him say really low "looks like a vibrator" it took everything I had not to loose it and drop to the ground with laughter.

after they left I picked it up with an old rag and brought it to my mom and said "please tell me this isn't what I think it is" and she was like "YES IT IS NOW THROW IT AWAY AND GO WASH YOUR HANDS!"

that's gross why the hell would you store your vibrator with your kitchen stuff?!

cani

omg! where would you hide it if it was in the kitchen???



let's ask the gang...

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dont be shy...

likem

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

That's so funny.

You are such a champ. No way could I have retained any kind of dignity in that situation.

Too funny.

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smokey

LMFAO
it would have been even funnier if they had brought it hahahahahahaha#
maybe they didnt realise it went in tht box

peace

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TeeBox

OMG that is such a funny story!

I can't stop laughing.

MaybeJustOnce

I am just glad my daughter (3 years) didn't find it. she was going through all the stuff all day long but I told her to stay out of those boxes because there was some glass things on top and I didn't know what else was in there.

Thank god she listened to me! she is obsessed with flashlights and if that woman thought it was a light my daughter probably would of too! I don't know how I would of explained to her that it wasn't as flashlight and she couldn't play with it!

happyhappyjoyjoy

"NOW THROW IT AWAY AND GO WASH YOUR HANDS!"

Classic! Great giggle!

MrSpliffy

Funniest thing ive seen in ages lol.

When my stepdaughter was 9 she found some flavoured condoms an asked quote " what are these for surely your not meant to suck them dad "

Explain your way out of that one

likem

lol...you should have said "your mother doesn't seem to think so"...lol

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