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website i love checking out when i'm bored
textsfromlastnight.com

if u take a look post a good one fyi the Numbers are area codes

(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this

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(813): I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."

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http://sites.google.com/site/oddsmakerproject/

(323): You got in a fight last night?
(818): Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
(323): Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?

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(813): I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."

(415): The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.

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(443): So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka


ok last one....for now, i just can't get enough of these!!!

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(813): I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."

lmao thanks for the site im hooked already

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(404): What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?

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(813): I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."

(301): people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.

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(402): Who keeps a bong in their car??
(1-402): Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.

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MrSpliffy™

(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.

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(813): I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."

(813): I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."

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(813): I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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[QUOTE=MeanGreenRollingMachine;134015](919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
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...holy shit that reminds me of a story!

driving blazed out of my mind and a squirrel fell off of a telephone pole JUST as I was driving under it.
I was being all cautious and shit cuz it was the middle of the day and I'm tryin to drive stick while hitting a bowl then BAM! Right on my windshield lands a ball of scrambling vicious grey confused fur out of NOWHERE and I just like drop the bowl in my lap screaming "HOLY SHIT" and slam my brakes.
I pull over and start lookin at the windshield cuz it scared the piss out of me. The chick driving far enough behind me saw the whole thing in perfect view and actually told me what happened.

I started laughing hysterically(sp?) at what it actually was.

I told her I was smokin weed and it scared the shit out of me cuz I was tryin to be sneaky and cautious.




left some nice skidmarks in the road tho. Musta been goin 55.

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that is to funny!