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(405): when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high

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(813): I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."

omg i laughed so hard at these.

that was the funniest shit ive read in a while.

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"I feel like a hot stick of butter.. melting on top of
hot flap jacks... yeaahh...." -pineapple express

(912): i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day


it does work....

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"I feel like a hot stick of butter.. melting on top of
hot flap jacks... yeaahh...." -pineapple express

hahaha that so sounds like me, did one super awesome thing that will now affect the rest of your life and now its time to go smoke hahah and ive done that before it does work really well with glass not to sure about anything else tho the acrylic might melt cause dishwashers go 180 degrees F and up i dont know much about acrylics tho so who knows

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When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace

(850): the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
(1-850): that makes sense.

(574): Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.

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(813): I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."

I tried to submit this one, my buddy and I were dry one time and this was just hilarious.


(320) St. Cloud Superman is a real live acid trip.

(1-320) Why do you say that?

(320) Right now he's at the DQ on 25th, wearing his Superman t shirt, cape, daisy f'n duke shorts, red porno cowboy boots, a pimp hat and a guy faukes mask. I'm not f'n high either.

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Listen up.......I got two words for you.

Smoke more!

(301): I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes

(301): She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.

(301): Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
(443): We using my standards or yours?


(571): Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
(703): this can't be going anywhere good
(571): nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\



(402): I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.

(973): On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?

(216): i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.

I love TFLN I follow it on twitter .. TXTS FROM LAST NIGHT (TFLN) on Twitter

This is a fun one on twitter also "shitmydadsays" Justin (shitmydadsays) on Twitter

(630): I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important

(440): so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce


(513): You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.


(252): I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.


(603): I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now


(914): I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".

(315): well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her

(503): she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!


(352): You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt

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(813): I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."

ok ok. just a few more, i promise.

(801): so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me

(301): We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.

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(813): I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."