| Latest stoner conspiracy theories...
1. Today's bud isn't a strong as the bud from the days of "Cheech and Chong" because today's people aren't as funny as Cheech and Chong.
2. Baggies have secret government recording devices.
3. The price of gasoline is being manipulated, so why not butane?
4. 420 is the number of the new "super highway" that will connect Mexico's best bud hot spots once marijuana is legalized in the States. Mexico and Canada will vie for growing the most vital weed, and a new kind of NAFTA will emerge. Peace on earth will start in North America. That is if 2012 doesn't kill us first, which will originate in Central America (via the Mayans).
5. Google Earth and Google Maps will eventually allow you to zoom in on someone's cannabis patch. This is almost a reality now, and will be once a few filters are in place. note to any budding conspiracists, I made all these up, so you can relax now, except for the 2012 part. |