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07-27-2009, 08:43 PM
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#1 | | Junior Stoner
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Q: what is the difference between Lance Armstrong and Adolf Hitler?
A: Lance Armstrong knows how to finish a race.  | 
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07-27-2009, 09:03 PM
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#2 | | Far out man...
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07-27-2009, 09:57 PM
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#3 | | Phishead
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Not funny, it should have been this joke...
Q: What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A: A BaBOOM!
__________________ "what happened in the story?"
"what?"
"in the sultan's palace... did you escape? were you killed"
"i don't know... it was all a long time ago"
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07-27-2009, 09:59 PM
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#4 | | Junior Stoner
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hahahaha keep the jokes coming  | |
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07-27-2009, 10:00 PM
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#5 | | Far out man...
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07-27-2009, 10:21 PM
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#6 | | Junior Stoner
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almost fell out of my chair bro...that was great
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07-30-2009, 08:50 PM
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#7 | | Junior Stoner
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Q:Why do farts smell?
A: So deaf people can enjoy them, too.
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07-31-2009, 12:42 AM
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#8 | | Wise, but not too wise.
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Originally Posted by rainmaker  Q:Why do farts smell?
A: So deaf people can enjoy them, too. |
As a Deaf person let me say one thing.....we do NOT enjoy them.
We have a more heightened sense of smell, sight and touch (as well as taste) because we can not hear...so while farts might smell so so to you...to us...PEWWW!
just a lil bit of information. lol
After an incredibly long lecture about something bogus and incredibly stupid....
"Oh I see" said the Blind man, talking to the Deaf man, who was listening to the armless man play the piano while the leg less man ran a marathon. (I know its not a joke but it's kinda funny)
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07-31-2009, 06:36 PM
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#9 | | Junior Stoner
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Originally Posted by Psycrow420 As a Deaf person let me say one thing.....we do NOT enjoy them.
We have a more heightened sense of smell, sight and touch (as well as taste) because we can not hear...so while farts might smell so so to you...to us...PEWWW!
just a lil bit of information. lol
After an incredibly long lecture about something bogus and incredibly stupid....
"Oh I see" said the Blind man, talking to the Deaf man, who was listening to the armless man play the piano while the leg less man ran a marathon. (I know its not a joke but it's kinda funny) | i hope you did not take offense to the joke and apologize for it if you did.
that said, lets try another joke.
A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown. Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"
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07-31-2009, 06:53 PM
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#10 | | Experienced Stoner
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These jokes are definitely making me feel a lot better! To whoever thought of this today, you picked the right day. THANK YOU. 
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07-31-2009, 07:31 PM
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#11 | | Junior Stoner
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Originally Posted by inthemist These jokes are definitely making me feel a lot better! To whoever thought of this today, you picked the right day. THANK YOU. | JUST TRYING TO GET MY FELLOW STONERS LAUGHING!!!!!
THANKS FOR THE FEEDBACK AND ENJOY THE POSTS ON THIS THREAD
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08-01-2009, 09:28 AM
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#12 | | Wise, but not too wise.
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No offense taken. Joke was funny but old lol.
Now the iron the nighty joke...good one lol
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08-01-2009, 09:30 AM
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#13 | | Junior Stoner
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Originally Posted by Psycrow420 No offense taken. Joke was funny but old lol.
Now the iron the nighty joke...good one lol |
glad to hear that. feel free to post your own jokes and I'll keep the thread going with my own.
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08-03-2009, 05:10 PM
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#14 | | Junior Stoner
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An old man and a old woman met at an retirement home. They had been dating for quite some time now and one day the old man asks, "If I pull out my penis, would you hold it?" The women agrees and so everyday they would sit on a bench in the garden and the woman would hold the man's penis. One day the woman went to the garden early and found the man with another woman. She approached the man and asked what the other woman has that she doesn't. The man replied gleefully "Parkinsons"!
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08-03-2009, 08:48 PM
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#15 | | Grow season is Coming!
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