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Old 07-03-2009, 04:46 AM   #1
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Pixel Envy

I started with 15 inches, and that wasn't enough, so I worked my way up to 19. Soon, I had 22 inches, then 25. Now I'm at a whopping 40 inches.

Breasts on YouPorn are becoming lifesize.

My eyes feel twice as big.

I will be able to see up your nostrils one day (technology is getting that good!).

Imagine being able to look up certain celebrities nostrils. Nostrils I want to look up right away: Barbara Streisand's, then Owen Wilson's.

I want a wall-sized screen in my house. In fact, all my walls should be screens. What do walls do now besides hold paint, and maybe a few pictures? Put them to use, I say!

The screen in Times Square, the one the size of a house? I want my screen to be that big. I want to project a liveshot of the sun as a webcam image, with pixels so good that people can go blind looking at it.
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Old 07-03-2009, 06:05 AM   #2
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I started with 15 inches, and that wasn't enough, so I worked my way up to 19. Soon, I had 22 inches, then 25. Now I'm at a whopping 40 inches.

Breasts on YouPorn are becoming lifesize.

My eyes feel twice as big.

I will be able to see up your nostrils one day (technology is getting that good!).

Imagine being able to look up certain celebrities nostrils. Nostrils I want to look up right away: Barbara Streisand's, then Owen Wilson's.

I want a wall-sized screen in my house. In fact, all my walls should be screens. What do walls do now besides hold paint, and maybe a few pictures? Put them to use, I say!

The screen in Times Square, the one the size of a house? I want my screen to be that big. I want to project a liveshot of the sun as a webcam image, with pixels so good that people can go blind looking at it.

I was video taping at a forum for Sylvania Electric. They make lightbulbs, tvs and such. They are developing OLED display units that are going to be so thin it will be like rolling out a swatch of mylay. Cool thing about that is you can use it as a huge display for TV/compiuters (think Back to the Future 2). If you aren't using the OLED as a display unit you can use it to change the colour of your wall. One day pale blue.... the next a bright yellow. Change it for day/night use or for a subtle change in mood.
 
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Old 07-03-2009, 05:13 PM   #3
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I can't wait til this rolls out!

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I was video taping at a forum for Sylvania Electric. They make lightbulbs, tvs and such. They are developing OLED display units that are going to be so thin it will be like rolling out a swatch of mylay. Cool thing about that is you can use it as a huge display for TV/compiuters (think Back to the Future 2). If you aren't using the OLED as a display unit you can use it to change the colour of your wall. One day pale blue.... the next a bright yellow. Change it for day/night use or for a subtle change in mood.
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you're right, walls are some lazy mo's......
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