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06-26-2009, 09:46 AM
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#1 | | With much Luv 4 the Chron
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"they" say MJ is 99% plastic, so "they" decided to melt him down into legos after his funeral so that all the litle boys will get a chance to play with HIM for a change  | 
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06-26-2009, 05:53 PM
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#2 | | Big Poppa
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I got a text that said "Breaking News: Michael Jackson has died of food poisoning, not cardiac arrest. CNN reports he ate some 12 year olds nuts."
*Shakes head*
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06-26-2009, 07:23 PM
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#3 | | Sun, Surf, and good Mota!
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lol, finally....  both jokes | |
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06-26-2009, 07:40 PM
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#4 | | bong toking alcaholic
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Farrah Faucet died, she arrived at the pearly gates, god granted her one wish, her wish was for all the children in the world to be safe, so he killed Michael Jackson.
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06-26-2009, 07:58 PM
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Bubbles is relieved ..... he can finally sleep on his chest without being worried
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06-27-2009, 09:20 AM
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News Alert: Micheal Jackson's upcoming dates have been cancelled. James (aged 11) and thomas (aged 9)
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#10 | | Digging it Through
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When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by God.
"Wow!" exclaimed the Holy Ghost. "We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie's Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!"
Farah is a little taken aback. "Thank you, Lord..."
Jehovah goes on, "Well, I have a special reward for you. I'm prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?"
Not one to act selfish and change God's opinion of her, Farah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. "I'd like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever."
"Done!" exclaims the Heavenly Father. He snaps, and Michael Jackson appears next to Farah.
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06-28-2009, 12:38 AM
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#11 | | SUPER NANNY
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 Did you hear Micheal Jackson didn't die from a heart attack, he was found on the children s ward having a STROKE.
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06-28-2009, 12:47 AM
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#12 | | SUPER NANNY
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RIP MICHEAL JACKSON....now MOONWALK your arse in heaven!! DON'T STOP TILL YOU GET ENOUGH, but do you REMEMBER THE TIME when THE GIRL WAS MINE? she was a PRETTY YOUNG THING and her name was BILLIE JEAN! You might WANNA BE STARTIN SOMETHING but we know your a SMOOTH CRIMINAL! We will always JAM and ROCK WITH YOU! Make a THRILLER but not too BAD! Never quite knew if you were BLACK OR WHITE but always remember that YOU ARE NOT ALONE!! REST IN PEACE!
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06-28-2009, 10:20 AM
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#13 | | bong toking alcaholic
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Quote:
Originally Posted by qfunk  When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by God.
"Wow!" exclaimed the Holy Ghost. "We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie's Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!"
Farah is a little taken aback. "Thank you, Lord..."
Jehovah goes on, "Well, I have a special reward for you. I'm prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?"
Not one to act selfish and change God's opinion of her, Farah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. "I'd like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever."
"Done!" exclaims the Heavenly Father. He snaps, and Michael Jackson appears next to Farah. | my joke but needlessly detailed :/
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06-28-2009, 11:11 AM
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#14 | | Digging it Through
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You know what caused his heart attack? He found out Boyz II Men was a group, not a delivery service.
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06-28-2009, 11:12 AM
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#15 | | Digging it Through
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What does Michael Jackson like about twenty eight year olds?
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There are twenty of them.
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