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Old 06-22-2009, 07:03 AM   #1
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Answering the phone

I hate it when people call me when im toking....I always answer while holding a hit and it sounds funny and their like "wtf are you doing?" and i just exhale and play it cool untill i take another hit and cough.
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Old 06-22-2009, 10:46 AM   #2
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yeah it happens from time to time.
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I just don't answer. Then again, I'm not about doing this I hate.
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i usually answer and say "you aint getting any sukka" jk kinda



i just send them straight to voice mail, hommies usually know what that means
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I usually get confused because i don't want to miss the smoke and the call at the same time, so i let it ring out, then i call back.

2 days ago a buddy was ringing on my door and i went to the door while tokin'. Also kinda uncomfortable.
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I NEVER answer the door or the hard line when high. If it's the cell then it depends on who's calling. When the hard line rings it's usually my mom. If she figures out I'm high see asks 100 questions to fuck with me. She thinks it's funny. Answered the door once and it was PD serving a warrant for some cat I didn't even know at the wrong address. SHIT BRICKS! Had to answer cause the we're banging and threatening to kick in the door. Fucked up my high for a month.
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I NEVER answer the door or the hard line when high. If it's the cell then it depends on who's calling. When the hard line rings it's usually my mom. If she figures out I'm high see asks 100 questions to fuck with me. She thinks it's funny. Answered the door once and it was PD serving a warrant for some cat I didn't even know at the wrong address. SHIT BRICKS! Had to answer cause the we're banging and threatening to kick in the door. Fucked up my high for a month.
I would have let them kick the door in and when they did id file harassment charges on the PD....same thing happpened to me too...cept they didnt say anything negitive, just knocked really hard and i answered the door with the doobie in my mouth
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I NEVER answer the door or the hard line when high. If it's the cell then it depends on who's calling. When the hard line rings it's usually my mom. If she figures out I'm high see asks 100 questions to fuck with me. She thinks it's funny. Answered the door once and it was PD serving a warrant for some cat I didn't even know at the wrong address. SHIT BRICKS! Had to answer cause the we're banging and threatening to kick in the door. Fucked up my high for a month.

Awesome. I can see my future self doing that to my son. Antagonism flows through my viens.
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