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Old 05-02-2009, 04:23 AM   #1
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The 2 truths and a lie game.

Post two truths and one lie and see if anyone can figure out which one is the lie.


- The Hollywood actor Danny Divito and I - despise each other.

- I drink skim milk because I am watching my waist line.

- Once as a pedestrian I was hit by a Ύ ton diesel pick up with a tandem rear end and I was pretty darn proud of the dent I put in it – considering I only got a scratch.
(I bet I did $3000 worth of damage on it)

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Re: The 2 truths and a lie game.

The third one is the lie?



1. I work for NASA

2. I'm a born again christian

3. I own a 1969 dodge charger & it looks just like the general lee.
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Re: The 2 truths and a lie game.

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The third one is the lie?



3. I own a 1969 dodge charger & it looks just like the general lee.

lie?


1. i have really bad allergys and its a good cover for being stoned.

2. i once convinced myself and ten friends to vote for me manually in a political election.

3. i once drunkenly threw my friends picnic table into his fire pit.
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2. i once convinced myself and ten friends to vote for me manually in a political election. <-- Lie?


1. I had an alligator as a pet
2. I am stoned right now
3. I grew up listening to country music exclusively.

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3. I grew up listening to country music exclusively.

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You don't strike me as the country music type...LIE.



1. I once fell out of a second floor window, landed on my head and got up and walked away without a scratch, or long term pain.

2. I hold my high school record for most sacks in a game, most sacks in a season and also the second highest S.A.T. scores in school history.

3. I love bananas and pickles.
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Re: The 2 truths and a lie game.

Once as a pedestrian I was hit by a Ύ ton diesel pick up with a tandem rear end and I was pretty darn proud of the dent I put in it – considering I only got a scratch.
(I bet I did $3000 worth of damage on it) - Is not my lie.


(I think I figured out a few of the other lies)

In thread #2 - I work for NASA. Is the lie.
Because I figure you couldn’t drive a Charger that looked like the
General Lee and work for NASA.
(they would lock the gate when they seen you coming - but you could always jump over it in a Doge Charger)
At first I thought it must be the Charger thing because you don’t see many of them these days. Those things could pop a wheelie right off the assembly line.
(so could those Doge Little Red Express trucks)


In thread #3 - i once drunkenly threw my friends picnic table into his fire pit. Is the lie (just a feeling)

In thread #4 - I am stoned right now. Is the lie and it was a bit of a trick question.
(like maybe the poster wasn’t stoned as it was being typed out but after it was posted they were)

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You don't strike me as the country music type...LIE.



1. I once fell out of a second floor window, landed on my head and got up and walked away without a scratch, or long term pain.

2. I hold my high school record for most sacks in a game, most sacks in a season and also the second highest S.A.T. scores in school history.

3. I love bananas and pickles.
Well when you say (no long term pain how long are you talking?) Like surely that had to hurt for a couple of weeks. Also wondering if when you say that you landed on your head are you talking the top of your head? And what type of ground did you land on?
Any way for now I am just going to guess and say the lie is the banana and pickle thing. Cheers!
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Nanoose got Me ^_^

I was a sheltered kid - mom didn't want me OMG TAINTED by the EVILS of music... I was allowed country, musical theater, and religious music. UGH!

Psycrow420 - I guess that the football one is a lie based on the fact that I know nothing about the sport lol

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3. I love bananas and pickles.[/QUOTE]

^^^ LIE...lol


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2* I once cooked along side Gordon Ramsey

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1* I once rode my horse naked.......
no way ! HAHA ! boobs bouncing all over the place!! very uncomfortable... LIE ?? !!

I was captain of my volleyball team...

I love doing yoga...

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2* I once cooked along side Gordon Ramsey <-------LIE

Yep everyone had me pegged on the bananas and pickles.

I fell on the top of my head, like I did a pile driver onto the concrete. By the way the basement of that building is like at the bottom of the hill so the actual fall was more of a 3 floor fall, if that makes sense at all.

I guess I was wrong about Lilly.


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Nah you still not got it right for what I lied about...lol
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3* I won money on the lotto numbers[/QUOTE]

I'd have to say this one is the lie. Cuz i mean........i can't win for shit!

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wrong !!! I am training as a chef (year 1 is just about over and ive got another 3 years to go!!) and i would love to do my placement in canada... heres hoping!

I have never in my life done yoga tho!!

and Psycrow, your massage thing... LIE!!!
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