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05-02-2009, 04:23 AM
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#1 | | BC Stoner
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Stoner Buck$$: 1,105.33 | The 2 truths and a lie game. Post two truths and one lie and see if anyone can figure out which one is the lie. - The Hollywood actor Danny Divito and I - despise each other. - I drink skim milk because I am watching my waist line. - Once as a pedestrian I was hit by a Ύ ton diesel pick up with a tandem rear end and I was pretty darn proud of the dent I put in it considering I only got a scratch. (I bet I did $3000 worth of damage on it) Cheers and happy week end!
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05-02-2009, 04:29 AM
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#2 | | Far out man...
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The third one is the lie?
1. I work for NASA
2. I'm a born again christian
3. I own a 1969 dodge charger & it looks just like the general lee.
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05-02-2009, 09:51 AM
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#3 | | ezBAKEDoven
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Stoner Buck$$: 817.36 | Re: The 2 truths and a lie game. Quote:
Originally Posted by Lebowskie The third one is the lie?
3. I own a 1969 dodge charger & it looks just like the general lee. |
lie?
1. i have really bad allergys and its a good cover for being stoned.
2. i once convinced myself and ten friends to vote for me manually in a political election.
3. i once drunkenly threw my friends picnic table into his fire pit.
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05-02-2009, 10:05 AM
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#4 | | Junior Stoner
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2. i once convinced myself and ten friends to vote for me manually in a political election. <-- Lie?
1. I had an alligator as a pet
2. I am stoned right now
3. I grew up listening to country music exclusively.
-Lilly-
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05-02-2009, 02:48 PM
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#5 | | Wise, but not too wise.
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Originally Posted by XanderNLilly 3. I grew up listening to country music exclusively.
-Lilly- | You don't strike me as the country music type...LIE.
1. I once fell out of a second floor window, landed on my head and got up and walked away without a scratch, or long term pain.
2. I hold my high school record for most sacks in a game, most sacks in a season and also the second highest S.A.T. scores in school history.
3. I love bananas and pickles.
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05-02-2009, 08:34 PM
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#6 | | BC Stoner
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Stoner Buck$$: 1,105.33 | Re: The 2 truths and a lie game. Once as a pedestrian I was hit by a Ύ ton diesel pick up with a tandem rear end and I was pretty darn proud of the dent I put in it considering I only got a scratch. (I bet I did $3000 worth of damage on it) - Is not my lie. (I think I figured out a few of the other lies) In thread #2 - I work for NASA. Is the lie. Because I figure you couldnt drive a Charger that looked like the General Lee and work for NASA. (they would lock the gate when they seen you coming - but you could always jump over it in a Doge Charger) At first I thought it must be the Charger thing because you dont see many of them these days. Those things could pop a wheelie right off the assembly line. (so could those Doge Little Red Express trucks) In thread #3 - i once drunkenly threw my friends picnic table into his fire pit. Is the lie (just a feeling) In thread #4 - I am stoned right now. Is the lie and it was a bit of a trick question. (like maybe the poster wasnt stoned as it was being typed out but after it was posted they were) Cheers and happy week end!
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05-02-2009, 08:53 PM
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#7 | | BC Stoner
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Stoner Buck$$: 1,105.33 | Re: The 2 truths and a lie game. Quote:
Originally Posted by Psycrow420 You don't strike me as the country music type...LIE.
1. I once fell out of a second floor window, landed on my head and got up and walked away without a scratch, or long term pain.
2. I hold my high school record for most sacks in a game, most sacks in a season and also the second highest S.A.T. scores in school history.
3. I love bananas and pickles. | Well when you say (no long term pain how long are you talking?) Like surely that had to hurt for a couple of weeks. Also wondering if when you say that you landed on your head are you talking the top of your head? And what type of ground did you land on? Any way for now I am just going to guess and say the lie is the banana and pickle thing. Cheers!
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05-03-2009, 12:21 AM
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#8 | | Junior Stoner
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Nanoose got Me ^_^
I was a sheltered kid - mom didn't want me OMG TAINTED by the EVILS of music... I was allowed country, musical theater, and religious music. UGH!
Psycrow420 - I guess that the football one is a lie based on the fact that I know nothing about the sport lol
-Lilly-
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05-03-2009, 01:04 AM
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#9 | | SHE GOD
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3. I love bananas and pickles.[/QUOTE]  ^^^ LIE...lol
1* I once rode my horse naked.......
2* I once cooked along side Gordon Ramsey
3* I won money on the lotto numbers
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05-03-2009, 01:30 AM
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#10 | | Master Stoner
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Stoner Buck$$: 1,099.27 | Re: The 2 truths and a lie game. Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwi
1* I once rode my horse naked.......
| no way ! HAHA ! boobs bouncing all over the place!! very uncomfortable... LIE ?? !!
I was captain of my volleyball team...
I love doing yoga...
Im training as a chef and want to find a placement in canada...
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05-03-2009, 01:31 AM
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#11 | | Wise, but not too wise.
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Originally Posted by kiwi
2* I once cooked along side Gordon Ramsey <-------LIE
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Yep everyone had me pegged on the bananas and pickles.
I fell on the top of my head, like I did a pile driver onto the concrete. By the way the basement of that building is like at the bottom of the hill so the actual fall was more of a 3 floor fall, if that makes sense at all.
I guess I was wrong about Lilly.
1. I've massaged 3 famous people, and not a one of them left a tip. (Famous in Minnesota not all over the world)
2. My pit bull is the sweetest thing you'll ever meet.
3. I often wake up struggling to breathe, yet I do not have sleep apnea and no one can figure out whats up with that.
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05-03-2009, 01:34 AM
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#12 | | Wise, but not too wise.
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Originally Posted by dollydaggerIRL
Im training as a chef and want to find a placement in canada... |
Umm lie??
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05-03-2009, 02:16 AM
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#13 | | SHE GOD
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05-03-2009, 03:02 AM
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#14 | | Grow season is Coming!
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3* I won money on the lotto numbers[/QUOTE]
I'd have to say this one is the lie. Cuz i mean........i can't win for shit!
1. I have a Masters in Business Management
2. I have 50 pot plants going of 14 different strains
3. I never got a high school diploma
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05-03-2009, 03:52 AM
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#15 | | Master Stoner
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im training as a chef and want to do my placement in canada Quote:
Originally Posted by Psycrow420 Umm lie?? |
wrong !!! I am training as a chef (year 1 is just about over and ive got another 3 years to go!!) and i would love to do my placement in canada... heres hoping!
I have never in my life done yoga tho!!
and Psycrow, your massage thing... LIE!!!
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