Why I love football.

buttless

I could really care less about the game, it's the object I'm interested in.
This gives us yet another way to humiliate pigs. After we have raised them in factory breeding facilities, given them a hammer to the cranium and butcher them for every possible resource we can still fuck with them.

Now we take their skin and stretch it over an airtight bladder giving us a football that is made for one purpose, abuse. We will kick it, throw it, and possibly fall on it when some asshole tackles us. Where's the dignity in that? There is none, it's just another way for us to say "Fuck You Pig".

PigSnout

Thanks for sticking up for us pigs. But a football is made out of cow. If anyone should know it's me.

The_Tick

They should let a few pigs run around on the field so people can trip over them

Tanzinea

Big, burly, sweaty men, whats not to love

buttless

Some of those wild havalinas they have in florida would be perfect. Those suckers are lean, mean and fast.