What's the stupidest thing you have said to a cop?

buttless

This is when I lived in Kansas City MO which can best be described as a sphincter. I had far too much to drink and thought the responsible thing the do would be sleep it off in my car. After a while I wake to the tapping of a 37 cell maglight on the window. I roll down my window only to be confronted by the ugliest woman I had ever seen. B4 she has a chance to say anything I ask what I thought was a harmless question. "Are you a pretty guy or an ugly bitch?" Next thing I know her hand is coming through the open window, she grabs me by the neck and in one swift movement I'm out of the car and face down on the pavement with her knee in the middle of my back pinning me down. Her partner was leaning on my car laughing his ass off.

1 cop +1 stupid comment = very sober, very fast.

Don't try this at home folks.

Raqalicious

LMAO!! Too funny - I'm always yes sir no sir w/ the cops! I'm one of those 'sweet & innocent' looking folks so they usually don't look twice at me! I like to keep it that way

buttless

I wasn't even aware I was speaking to a cop till the cuffs were being cinched down.

Raqalicious

Ha ha that sucks tho. I hope you didn't get thrown in the slammer

buttless

All they gave me was a disturbing the peace. Paid my bail, went to court, and paid a small fine. All things considered I got lucky.

spankey

the stupidist thing i said to a cop ya sure you can search my car.

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Captain_Short_Bowl

LOL! yeah thats as bad as opening the front door of you're house and saying come on in officer

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spankey

but i have a very good guardian angel he didn't find the 6 oz i had just got and was driving home with. my connect divided it up into 30 packs of empty cig boxes and put it in a carton that looked seald. and i had mayby 100 empty discarded ones in the back of my car. i acted like nothing was wrong as i was saying in my mind oh shit oh shit what did i just do. as he walked up saying guess what i found. he said it with a serious face i said nothing right. he smiled and showed my my girlfriends panties. he started smile and said go home and give these back to the poor girl who lost them

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buttless

I bet you nearly shat yourself right there.

cani

lets see...

driving down a dark highway
middle of the nite
somewhere in Georgia on I-75
falling asleep at the wheel
rest of the family asleep(TG)
out of nowhere a cop pulls me over
and yes, i woke right up
and when he showed up at the car window
i asked him in my groggy state,
'What do you want?'

weird part is,
seconds later
he's back in the car
racing off

go figure
something i said?

Cani

Raqalicious

In GA on 75? Lucky he took off! Someone else must have had an accident/situation come up. Ga state patrol are some serious assholes!

Hazin

Well I guess I'll have to tell my story...what good are screw-ups if you can't laugh at them later!!

My buddy and I met at 6:00 am to pound down a case before school. We drank some but nothing like this!...Only 17 and shitfaced, not a good combination!!

To make the story shorter, I'll just number the brain farts...
I was driving my '68 Camaro ss with glass packs...sounded like NASCAR wherever I went!

1. called the cop ossifer {a classic joke but true!}
2.when asked if we had been drinking replied "NO!"...then he proceeded to inform us he could see the 2 beers we didn't finish...
3.when asked what was in the paper bag in the back seat, standing tall and stuffed full, I reply "empties!" {too drunk to lie} luckily my buddy says louder, "my clothes"
4.ossifer states I have an illegal exhuast system and no front plate, I then ask him if it would cost anything to replace my exhuast, which he replies, "yeh I guess it would!"..I go.."no,no, would it cost anything to get a new plate?"

This was a Barney Fife type in a little town, don't know what Gods were watching over us that day but am truly thankful!!
He gave me the two tickets and we were on our way..Damn!!
It was one of the few times that stress didn't ruin my buzz!!

KarmaDharmaBOOM

well, i suppose it was my freshman year of high-school

a girl i almost liked broke up with me, and i saw it as a good reason to get fucked up (its always funner with a reason)

so, im at this park, some time in the late night, with my friends, fucked out of my mind...they all stand up, and look over my shoulder...i spin around, and look at this dark figure in a fucked-up way...hes asking them whats wrong with me, theyre saying im just sick...i dont know why this dude even cares, and he grabs me

so, in a moment of great honour, i vomit on his shirt

were walking back, and i see a familiar car...it finally stumbles into my intoxicated mind that he is a peace officer...so i try to get away, my ankle falls into a hole, and i go down yelling

i didnt even say anything to him, however, i had a nice chat with the nurse at the hospital...feel pretty bad for her, i threw a full cup of charcoal

bigsheepdog

one time i saw the fuzzman when i had a dub. the stupid part wasn't what i said as much as the finger i flipped him.

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