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My principal gave my high school a short lecture in assembly today. She said: "As a few of you know, tomorrow is 420. If you don't know what that means, good, but if you do, please know that we expect you to be here tomorrow fully present in both body and mind....if we see you snacking down in class with the munchies,...."
Well, with the teachers on high alert tomorrow, it doesn't look like I'll be smoking until after school, but, in response to this, being a senior, I decided that it would be a good idea to sneak out tonight and plant a little senior prank in the garden adjacent to my senior classes lockers and, most importantly, my principal's office.
That's right, I'm going to transplant one of my useless two-month-old male plants right smack dab in my principals face.
At my school there's WASLs (standardized testing) for sophmores, so i get to bake for a few hours in the trails just outside of my school. after school i'm gonna bake some more and see grindhouse. i just gotta watch my back around the security guard. it's funny as hell, he actually admitted tha he is going to completely ignore the smokers and focus on the stoners. funny part is that all the stoners are sarter than him, and he's gonna catch a grand total of 0.
PS: i got a sweet 420 deal. a steamroller and a bong for 20 bucks. fucking awesome.
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Gonna blow your guts out with my gun." -Tail Gunner, Iron Maiden
Spills you got balls, not sure if its a good idea, but if you pull it off, your the man!!!
wish i was still in school, your school to see the results, please post details about your adventure.
Alright, I've been stoned for the past four days so I haven't been able give an update.
So it was about midnight the day before 420. I parked in a subdivision behind my school and ran as fast I could through a forest for cover. Keep in mind that I am carrying a 3 foot potted plant as I do this. My school at night looked so creepy. I had to duck behind trees and bushes to avoid the security cameras. When I reached the senior garden, my paranoia reached its peek as I frantically clawed a hole in the soil for my plant. For an added effect, I placed about 20 extra large fan leaves in the shape "420" at the base of the plant. I then sprinted back into my car.
The next morning I walked into school and everthing was as normal as usual. But at assembly period, instead of the normal class meeting in the senior area, the PTA had planned a surprise party for the seniors. Guess where it took place. The senior garden! There were food tables set up and frisbees and stuff, but no one seemed to notice the only green plant in the garden, which was about 5 feet away from all the activity. That is no one noticed it until a stray frisbee landed almost on top of it and my class principal went to pick it up. I, of course, was observing from afar as he bent over, picked up the frisbee, and paused. He stood there for a second staring at the plant, then, not passing back the frisbee, walked briskly back inside the school. The five other people watching this, confused, walked over to the spot that left my principal so stunned. They immediatley erupted in laughter and soon the whole grade was standing over my little shrine to
yeah, so within an hour the whole school knew about it, but no one knew who did it. Even the school's biggest potheads were stumped. The three people who know I grow came up and asked me if I did it. I promptly refused, but could not hold back a wide smile. I made them promise not to tell anyone, but by the end of the day random freshmen were coming up to me and high-fiving. Word is that it was the best senior prank in the school's history, topping last year's when someone pulled the fire alarm when the governor was giving a speech in the theater.
The downside is that now everyone knows I grow, which is a huge security threat. At least my name will go down in the history books though.
shit dude, they might check the cameras, did you put on proper protection whilst leaving your mark? id be pissed if every body knew i grew, someone might try to jack your plants, put in animal watching cameras. ex : Cabela's -- Stealth Cam MC2-GV Scouting Camera
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