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i discovered a just the other day that i absolutely cannot assemble a portable grill while high. I kept losing parts in my hands, loseing parts that i have yet the take from the box, doing ppart of one step, then part of another... terrible.

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Dont get arrested when your high.. Its a definate buzz kill..

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dont watch somethin scary then go to bed lol xx

don't talk to non-stoner friends on the phone.

dont try and talk to ur boss....chances are you'll make it obviouse ur stoned out ya napper lol xx

dont talk to your parents and try to tell them what you are up to because you are feeling honest. bad idea.

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I can go to work buzzed but i cant go to work baked...ill try to listen to a customers problem then zone out about half way through what they are talking about and then catch the last part and be like wtf. Then i have to ask them to repeat it and ill catch myself zoning out again lol. And i can never remember what my manager told me to do.

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Play grandtheft auto..Well not me atleast..I get my ass kicked..lol ;toke

haha i do so much better at gta when im high
its so much more exciting then

lol these are funny.

i gotta make sure i have all my shit together before i get high, or i will go searching for shit, find it, sit it back down, go back to my room, and ten minutes later go searching for it again. I did that ten times one night lol

Oh...and don't try and have meaningful conversations with your friends in public...and use your hands while talking...you just look like a complete freak (i should know...)

I use my hands to talk....its called Sign Language :-p and no you dont look like a freak except to Deaf people (ok not really no)

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Don't go hoppin' on the treadmill after you've be smoking. I have made that mistake before, and I got extremely light headed. Im not sure why I thought that would be a good idea in the first place! Hmmmm *ponders*

Peace and Pot.

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Stoned + Trampoline + 340 lb neighbor......



The story goes, I was stoned with my buddy at his house in HS and we were laying on the trampoline stoned outta our minds watching clouds go by.....he rolled off the trampoline to go get some munchies....some how his 340 lb neighbor thought it would be hilarious to sneak up and jump on the tramp while I was laying on it.....lets just say, I was FLYING HIGH that day!


not something I recommend to others.

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2 things i try to avoid doing while high:

1) purchasing anything online, especially ebay. trying to read, bid, understand numbers and english all while lit and giving out your credit card number are not things that spell "happy ending"

2) eyeliner or any makeup actually.....self explanatory why, i end up looking like clown, the happyface ones though, not the sad ones, they are depressing.

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(813): I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."

Do the eyeliner, take a picture, put it here. Please please please. . .

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