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dont say ANYTHING!

im blasted, ask the man in my head

were u high when u wrote this?? u sound like ur rambling...LOL...stoner

try to watch LOST on tv. I have to re-watch it the following day.
Oh yeah, and go to the grocery store stoned. I spend at least $50 on crap, although it does taste mighty good at the time.

dont bum your high
by arguing with people.

oh, can i get some fries with that?
and supersize it!

Yikes!

let me start with a HELL YES,lmao...& what are ya trying to say there huh?
hope ya have a merry 4/20..

so basically,
dont reply to threads when ur inspiring.
because its not as inspirational as we think.
lol.

Actually one time i went to school stoned, took a math test, and aced it. and i suck at math. go figure.

one thing you definetly shouldn't do though is flip off a police officer while holding the remains of a 40-sack.

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Gonna blow your guts out with my gun." -Tail Gunner, Iron Maiden

My god this is a funny thread. Here's a contribution.

Don't try to adjust an out of position bag of dogfood in the wall of dogfood! Believe me, you do not have enough body parts to press against the wall to keep from being buried alive in Purina!

Do not... sneak your stoned munchies up to bed with you.

Waking up...aged 15... with your parents laughin at your bedside
and a doorstep-sized slice of bread and blackberry jam stuck to the side
of your face, is kinda hard to live down.

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lmao ive done silly things like tht before never got caught though
the worst is falling asleep with chewing gum in ya mouth its a bitch to get out of ya hair lol

peace

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never tries to cook hot dogs in the woods in the middle of the day in june.
there's a pretty long story behinds that one but basically me and my friend started a forest fire behind our houses. then we told the police that we saw a bunch of tweakers go in there before the fire.

wait, what was i going to say......¿

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never go to buy alcohol at the the shop without your id....cos u will have perspired about three ltrs of sweat b4 u get served cos your totally convinced everyone is lookin at you and your gonna get asked for proof of age! lmao ...happens to me everytime...im 25 and last time i got knocked back for cigarettes lol x