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I'm new to smoking the reefer and I can never tell if I am completely baked or not. Is there a way to tell once you've hit the plateau?

This could be a fun thread.

I know I am baked when I look at myself in the mirror and say..."Dude I am fucking high" snicker and walk off.

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Don't bother asking me if we should load another bowl. The anwser is and always will be YES

When your so stoned that you mumble some complete bullshit and think it's hilarious, then actually stop and say "Well... if I wasn't baked that would have been dumb as hell."
Roffle.

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when u cant think and you never know what to say

Go look in the mirror and look at your eyes. Mine give me away every time.....

Happy toking

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When you can sit there and say something... then forget what you just said.

Then stand up, forget where you're going, sit back down.

Then chill. for hours.

Oh! another sign... time goes super fast, or super slow, or both at the same time.
A friend and i sat for what seemed like 2 hours, but was really just 5 minutes watching a clock once.

twas great.

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You don't know.

When you sit there in your chair staring at your computer screen and after about 20 minutes realize you have read the same post about 10 times!

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Righteousness will always prevail!

I can safely say I've experienced every one of those. :-D

haha... i generally smoke until i'm on the verge of passing out. i tend to be susceptible to black-outs if i smoke too much.. so i know i'm stoned when i stand up.. and quickly have to sit back down before i pass out. haha.. it may not sound very fun... but being so stoned that you can't move can be quite awesome.

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When life hands you lemons, you clone those lemons to make SUPER lemons!

2nd'd

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You're baked when you're baked....just keep smoking til you can't smoke no more.....


I can tell you're a newbie, heres the answer to all your questions you might have.

A) Buy a bowl, some of them are cheap

B) smoke the GREEN stuff not the brown stuff

C) Smoke smoke smoke smoke, don't stop until you're physically unable to smoke any more.

D) Enjoy these days cuz once you're a pothead, they're gonna fade away as your tolerance gets higher.

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Yeah... No shit man... Once your tolerance goes up.. it BLOWS.
Takes more to get high, your shelling out more dough, The weak shit don't do anything for you, when 3 months ago you couldn't function you would get fucked up.
The early days are the best... thinking about quiting for a month just to lose some of my tolerance.
:P

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yeah i agree.i once took a one month break in order to reduce my tolerance but it didn't work. just one month of pot smoking down the drain....
was worth a try though.

I know when I get really chatty. I will just ramble on and on about random shit... filling everybody in on what I think they should know. I think most of my friends are use to it, and do the same also! Good times.

Peace and Pot.

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Toke Up

I begin to ramble about things that only I seem to be interested in. And I have trouble walking.

Oh,ha. And i lose a lot of feeling in my body. The first time I got super baked I thought I was dying because I couldn't feel my arms, but I was super sensitive to my stomach/esophagus. I felt like I could actually feel my body working. It still happens from time to time. I love it.

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