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BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there's an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine... (1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part: (4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine... (5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6)The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again: (7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine... (8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIMfor his cooking efforts. (11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women...
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I haven't laughed this hard this early in the morning in a very long time! I have to admit, I have seen this play out at many a cookout just the way you wrote it Cani. There are exceptions out there but we are a secret society!
LMAO, thats hilarious.
Im a woman and i appreciate it, because its soooo true... haha jk.
Seriously though, when i read the title of this thread I thought Cani was inviting us all to a delicious stoner bbq! If said event ever did happen, i would understand and accept that me and all of the other ladies here would have to do all the work sirs!! *salutes*
Yeah, the ladies do all the other work. But the men do the real work, I mean we are what makes it taste good, as we cook it with love for the BBQ.
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bbq mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.no women will touch me bbq,chopa chopa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HaZz is a punkass!!!!!!!!!!!
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