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Old 01-10-2008, 01:13 AM   #1
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Hey whats up im new.

I go to my moms house on most weekends and she randomly drug tests me sometimes during these weekends. What can i do to pass everytime?

some things i know..
bleach
gatorade
fake piss
blah blah blah the usual...


oh and from now on im refusing to take the test unless i have a closed bathroom


PLEASE help me out!! I love the ganja!!!
thanks


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Old 01-10-2008, 01:18 AM   #2
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Re: weekend random tests from mom

hey skate

welcome to SF there some threads on how to pass tests
have a look on the forums
check out chat sometime too

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Old 01-10-2008, 02:50 AM   #3
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Ya there are several posts on how to pass, check those out. I would suggest crannberry juice and lots of it.
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Old 01-10-2008, 05:40 AM   #4
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Re: weekend random tests from mom

I would say tell your mom to piss off.


Any parent who drug tests their kid has basically said "I dont trust you, I dont believe you, I wont let you out of my sight unless I KNOW that you're telling me the truth."

In other words, if you continue to let her do this type of shit, she's going to run your life for you.


What are the consequences? She's not gonna buy you your favorite video game or something? She's not gonna feed you?? Grounds you while your there??

Thats just bull.
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Old 01-10-2008, 06:22 AM   #5
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How old are you?---Gawd I hate it when my mom makes me take a piss test with the door open-----Turn it around on her like I did and blame it on her breast milk. ------------------
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:13 PM   #6
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How old are you?---Gawd I hate it when my mom makes me take a piss test with the door open-----Turn it around on her like I did and blame it on her breast milk. ------------------
humbolt nice i have some friendsd that grow up there and im gonna move there in a few years
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:15 PM   #7
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I would say tell your mom to piss off.


Any parent who drug tests their kid has basically said "I dont trust you, I dont believe you, I wont let you out of my sight unless I KNOW that you're telling me the truth."

In other words, if you continue to let her do this type of shit, she's going to run your life for you.


What are the consequences? She's not gonna buy you your favorite video game or something? She's not gonna feed you?? Grounds you while your there??

Thats just bull.
I wont be able to go snowboarding and she wont trust me or any of my friends..
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Old 01-11-2008, 03:34 AM   #8
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Get the store bought shit i heard it works..or go to wallgreens and get the pill that flushes ur system out or w,e....Number 2. If u get the door closed, fucking piss and little then half fill that bitch will water..i drug tested for school once and i smoked in the bathroom an hour before. How did i pass? I had some1 pee in a carboard box milk container, and i put that bitch between my ball sack and my leg.....Whatever it takes bro. All these people will feel stupid when weed becomes legal, which it will.
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I wont be able to go snowboarding and she wont trust me or any of my friends..

She ALREADY doesn't trust you, and probably does not trust your friends if she's making you do this.....therefore thats out of the question.


Snowboard when you're with your dad. Make a choice, smoke once in a while and snowboard....or toke all the time and sit in mom's basement.


Sacrifices will be made for things you love, be it weed or snowboarding.


But seriously, if she's drug testing you, she doesn't trust you anyway. Try asking her if she trusts you at all, if she says yes she does, then ask her why would she drug test you if she trusts you, if she cant come up with an answer for that say "Yep thats what I thought" and walk away.


Moms HATE guilt trips.....at least mine does lol.
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Old 01-11-2008, 01:17 PM   #10
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Re: weekend random tests from mom

It seems to me this trust issue is getting more play then it really deserves. Think about it. Your mom is obviously against smoking and doesn't want you to be doing that. You want her to trust you but you smole anyway and then rag on her for not trusting you. Who's kidding who here?

You wanted to start a thread and this is the subject you picked!

Honestly, I am not passing judgement just LMAO!


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Old 01-12-2008, 01:08 AM   #11
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Re: weekend random tests from mom

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She ALREADY doesn't trust you, and probably does not trust your friends if she's making you do this.....therefore thats out of the question.


Snowboard when you're with your dad. Make a choice, smoke once in a while and snowboard....or toke all the time and sit in mom's basement.


Sacrifices will be made for things you love, be it weed or snowboarding.


But seriously, if she's drug testing you, she doesn't trust you anyway. Try asking her if she trusts you at all, if she says yes she does, then ask her why would she drug test you if she trusts you, if she cant come up with an answer for that say "Yep thats what I thought" and walk away.


Moms HATE guilt trips.....at least mine does lol.

Yes i have to agree with this...
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