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07-06-2009, 11:52 PM
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#1 | | Junior Stoner
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I am going to smoke for the first time on the weekend.
what should i expect?
what are some pointers?
what can i do to make it memorable?  | 
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07-06-2009, 11:55 PM
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#2 | | high all day every day
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You should take it slow . take a rip and see how u feel. many of my friends did not feel any effets there first time.but just the feeling u will get of being high will make it memorable. trust me! good luck! enjoy yourself!
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07-07-2009, 12:03 AM
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#3 | | Grow season is Coming!
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uhhh.....why are you a member of a stoners forum if u havent smoked lol
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07-07-2009, 12:31 AM
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#4 | | Sun, Surf, and good Mota!
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um, try it before you over analyze the situation  agreed
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07-07-2009, 01:23 AM
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#5 | | Hello Mr. DJ
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1. Be somewhere you're very familiar. Since your short-term memory will be severely impaired, you may forget why you are where you are and become very paranoid. That's what happened my first time. I was like "Where am I? Whose house am I in? Why? Do they know I'm here?"
2. Have plenty of Gatorade (not water) and brownies on hand. Your mouth will feel insatiably thirsty and drinking too much water is dangerous.
3. You will get high during your first session if you take between two or three hits. There's no rush, though. It doesn't matter if the second or third hits are hours, months, or years apart. When you do get high, the largest smile in the world will be plastered onto your face and you will experience the world's longest greatest orgasm for about 30 seconds.
4. For fun, look at your watch. After what feels like ten minutes, look at your watch again. It's a time warp!  | |
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07-07-2009, 01:29 AM
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#6 | | Far out man...
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Originally Posted by Sasquatch  I am going to smoke for the first time on the weekend.
what should i expect?
what are some pointers?
what can i do to make it memorable? | Smoke as much as possible then go to an isolated spot
and you'll have either a heart attack or a vision.
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07-07-2009, 01:48 AM
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#7 | | Probationary
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Whatever happens, just go with it! You'll definitely remember it.
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07-07-2009, 02:30 AM
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#8 | | Banned
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07-07-2009, 04:00 AM
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#9 | | Ganja Smugglin'
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It will be memorable no matter what. Don't try to make it memorable, then your worrying to much about it.
you shouldn't worry about weed.
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07-07-2009, 04:33 AM
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#10 | | SHE GOD
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 Just sit back relax and enjoy, DON'T go over board or you may not enjoy it too much...lol 
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07-07-2009, 04:54 AM
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#11 | | Pass The Marijuana
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You might throw up and be sick for a minute. I've seen that happen more times than people enjoying their first time.
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07-07-2009, 06:45 AM
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#12 | | Sun, Surf, and good Mota!
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Originally Posted by JustAGuy You might throw up and be sick for a minute. I've seen that happen more times than people enjoying their first time. | Lol this one 4/20 I went to a party with my fiancee and there was a guy there who threw up for like 15-20 minutes all over wendy's and we sat in the car and watched. The guy said he was experienced, but I don't think so  | |
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07-07-2009, 07:20 AM
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#13 | | Wiley coyote
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lol dont worry about weed trust me its not bad at all im pretty sure u will like it cuz everything will be more fun when your high and food taste better too bro....
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07-07-2009, 07:27 AM
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#14 | | Wise, but not too wise.
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Originally Posted by Sasquatch I am going to smoke for the first time on the weekend.
what should i expect? | A pipe or a joint filled with weed, and a knowledge of how to hit said pipe. light it, inhale, exhale, repeat. Continue until body numb. Quote: |
what can i do to make it memorable? | Dance naked with a chick.....vertical or horizontal....whatever.
Hope that helps
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07-07-2009, 08:43 AM
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#15 | | Sun, Surf, and good Mota!
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yea dancing naked is always fun!
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