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01-22-2009, 02:43 PM
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#1 | | Nompton Stoner | Dear Taco Bell...
Do you care to explain to me why every time I open my soft taco, I see what looks like a small dog turd sitting in the middle of it? I mean if your going to make a soft taco for christ sake don't leave two inches of nothingness on both sides of it! Also, I don't need a pound of fucking lettuce either so save that shit for the rabbits. As for the cheese, I really appreciate the 5 strands that were present. I am sure they accounted for about .00001 percent of my dairy nutrition for the day. Your burritos are equally impressive resembling a vacuum cleaner attachment used to get into those tight corners. I have eaten my last meal at Taco Bell and am tired of getting ripped off.
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01-22-2009, 03:04 PM
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#2 | | Wise, but not too wise.
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Originally Posted by DGC1982 Do you care to explain to me why every time I open my soft taco, I see what looks like a small dog turd sitting in the middle of it? I mean if your going to make a soft taco for christ sake don't leave two inches of nothingness on both sides of it! Also, I don't need a pound of fucking lettuce either so save that shit for the rabbits. As for the cheese, I really appreciate the 5 strands that were present. I am sure they accounted for about .00001 percent of my dairy nutrition for the day. Your burritos are equally impressive resembling a vacuum cleaner attachment used to get into those tight corners. I have eaten my last meal at Taco Bell and am tired of getting ripped off. | Psssst dude.....they're fuckin 89 cent tacos....of course they look like shit!
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01-22-2009, 05:37 PM
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#3 | | Junior Stoner
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Stoner Buck$$: 238.37 | Re: Dear Taco Bell... Quote:
Originally Posted by Psycrow420 Psssst dude.....they're fuckin 89 cent tacos....of course they look like shit! | Man.. I wish they'd bring back the Zesty Chicken Burritos...
Mmmmm..... Zesty!!
-Loki
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01-22-2009, 05:55 PM
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#4 | | MMJ User
Join Date: Jan 2009 Gender: 
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Stoner Buck$$: 464.94 | Re: Dear Taco Bell...
Yeah taco bell's been making me sick the last few times I ate it (months ago).... So I stopped.
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01-22-2009, 09:21 PM
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#5 | | Nompton Stoner | Re: Dear Taco Bell... Quote:
Originally Posted by Psycrow420 Psssst dude.....they're fuckin 89 cent tacos....of course they look like shit! | Yeah, but they haven't always been this way. I can remember paying less and getting more.
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01-22-2009, 09:49 PM
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#6 | | Solid.
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Welcome to modern America, "screw everybody and pass the savings on to yourself".
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01-22-2009, 10:30 PM
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#7 | | Wise, but not too wise.
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Stoner Buck$$: 3,043.95 My Mood : | Re: Dear Taco Bell...
My gripe is with Chipotle.
Back when Chipotle opened in my town, you asked for whatever you wanted, you got HEAPS...I'm talking MOUNTAINS of what you wanted on it...
now...you get half a spoon full of meat, if you want more its gonna cost you extra, they use the girls with the smallest hands ever to grab your handful of cheese or lettuce or whatever it is you want.
funny, they don't skimp out on the sauce tho.
and I pay 6 bucks per burrito..I could get 7 cheesey double beef burritos at the Bell for that same price
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01-23-2009, 12:00 AM
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#8 | | Advance stoner
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Stoner Buck$$: 1,053.04 My Mood : | Re: Dear Taco Bell... I love Taco Bell. Of cores it is bad for you and I don’t know what they make it out of and that’s probly a good thing. It’s fast, cheap and comes in large portions. Perfect for the stoner with an epic case of the munches at 2 in the morning.
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01-23-2009, 03:50 AM
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#9 | | Junior Stoner
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Stoner Buck$$: 591.81 | Re: Dear Taco Bell...
as much as their food is cheap, i love taco bell lol
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01-23-2009, 05:07 AM
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#10 | | fluffy? Priceless...
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its been pure heaven ever since they paired up Taco Bell and KFC |
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01-23-2009, 09:54 AM
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#11 | | Ontological Smoker
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Man.. I wish they'd bring back the Zesty Chicken Burritos...
| I totally just got one on the afore mentioned 2 am munchie run. Mmmm. Cinnamon twists and chicken burritos. NOM.
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01-23-2009, 12:58 PM
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#12 | | Nompton Stoner | Re: Dear Taco Bell... Quote:
Originally Posted by Osprey Welcome to modern America, "screw everybody and pass the savings on to yourself". | I don't know if I told you this already but that sig of yours is bad ass.
Nice job
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01-23-2009, 01:37 PM
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#13 | | Junior Stoner
Join Date: Jan 2009
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Stoner Buck$$: 211.92 | Re: Dear Taco Bell...
BrO, three wOrds..........
GRANDE SOFT TAC0
Heavenly nachO cheese gOodneSs and all tha meat u stOner ass can handle!
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01-23-2009, 06:46 PM
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#14 | | I'm high
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Stoner Buck$$: 515.60 | Re: Dear Taco Bell...
crunch wrap supreme FTW, but i never get the tacos or burritos anymore they seem to screw it up every time the way they did yours and most of the time its cold.
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01-23-2009, 06:58 PM
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#15 | | Solid.
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Stoner Buck$$: 5,431.83 | Re: Dear Taco Bell... Quote:
Originally Posted by DGC1982 I don't know if I told you this already but that sig of yours is bad ass.
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Appreciate it man, thank Cannavelli though, it's from the banner page for this site. I like it because it moves. . . Crazy.
So as not to be a thread jacker. . . I have to say the Crunch Wrap is bad ass. I'm a burrito supreme guy though. I actually have really good fast food juju. About 85% percent of the time, I get food that looks like the picture on the menu. The guys I work with hate it, their stuff is always fucked up or cold but I get the photo finish burger or taco.
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