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Hey Ladiiieeesssssss!

CCBlazer — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:10:49 GMT

I'm on the market. Check me out!

OkCupid.com: paulm316 / 32 / m / straight / Citrus Heights, California

How to get the neighborhood high...

MeanGreenRollingMachine — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:38:38 GMT

this is how urban grower does it...

YouTube - How To Get The Neighbourhood High

Chill + Relax =

AdrenalineRush — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:50:03 GMT

Chillax

ITT: We mix words.
Just because its a cold morning and we have nothing to do.

Funny Motivational Posters.

LucyFord — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:29:49 GMT

So, i find these really funny, and they never get old lol.
Post your favorite, or ones you think are funny!

Here's a few to get started!(;

ATTN: HUNNY

AdrenalineRush — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:50:30 GMT

I concur with and support every word of your signature.

Also, I wish to let you all know I once won a game of bridge. With my bare hands.

Edit: No, not really. It wasnt a game of bridge. It was a thumb wrestling tournament :mad:

Lost Jerry Lewis Classic...

scja0311 — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:32:44 GMT

YouTube - Sparkle Picnic: Lost Jerry Lewis Classic (Episode #8, Series 3)

Random thoeries

Kzornasplat — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:51:04 GMT

Anything can be anything theory

What if everything in known exsistence to any one person, was
percieved as a something completely different to any other one person.
In example we have Darin, Jacob, and Kevin.
In Darin's reality, a dog is a dog, a cat is a cat, a ball is a ball
etc.
Darin walks down the street with Jacob and Kevin, looks up and sees a
blue sky with clouds, but Jacob sees a green sky with giant black N's,
and Kevin doesn't even see a sky, he sees a giant picture of a fish
stretching from horizon to horizon.
Darin looks to his left and sees a school, but Jacob sees a lobster,
and Kevin just sees rocks.
Darin looks to his right and sees Jacob and Kevin, two normal humans,
but Jacob sees two normal ducks, and Kevin sees a normal red square
and a normal blue circle.
Now Darin loves pizza, but Jacob Hates pizza, but pizza isn't even
pizza in Jacobs reality. To him pizza is two black sticks drizzeled in
melted plastic, what Jacob really likes is a big bowl of dust and
peas, which is ice cream to Darin and a lamp to Kevin.
Kevin happens to love pizza, but to Kevin pizza is old truck tires, deep fried.
Now this may sound crazy and illogical to you, but maybe the blue sky with clouds
and the school and normal humans and pizza would be crazy and
illogical in another persons perspective.

Peace;chong

Why men don't write advice columns:

PigSnout — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:33:29 GMT

Dear Walter,

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor's daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Sheila

******************************
Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps.

BEST STONER PRANK EVER..?

MikeIsGreen — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:57:02 GMT

If you enjoy a cheap laugh maybe this is for you...Send this txt msg to your friends.."Hey! you need to call me a.s.a.p shit went down & your name came up, dont call my cell, call me at 631-403-2022" when they call that # its a recording saying "how to keep an idiot entertained" now..DONT do this to someone who is EXTREMELY paranoid because a friend of mine was on his way home to flush all his nugs before he called and realized it was a joke..kinda funny, kinda mean..you be the judge. :thumbsup:

LMAO get high and watch this

scbudz — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:13:50 GMT

hey, im new here but very stoned ;smoke

i literally laughed until the laughter/coughing from the blunt mix caused me to take a break from the video. but then i started it up again and laughed some more lol

my buddy made it, i ask my fellow stoners to give it a looksee and hopefully find it as effin hilarious as i did

YouTube - College Cribz Myrtle Beach

It's worth every damn second of it ;revenge

Wins of the internet

Mr_GravityBong — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 05:34:11 GMT

Basically any funny/cool/awesome/sweet/havetosee/stupid picture you feel post worthy... post it here.

i'll start with a few to get it started and add more, i have tons XD

I went climbing stoned the other day.

AdrenalineRush — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:00:32 GMT

I got to the top. All the others failed.

They say I cheated. They say I started higher than them.

Sparkle Picnic: The Halloween Episode

scja0311 — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:42:09 GMT

YouTube - Sparkle Picnic: The Halloween Episode (S03E07)

Where the fuck is my snake!?

daKannabisKid — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 04:59:46 GMT

I draw stupid shit when im high, ok actually I am a really good artist but I found out I drew this stupid thing in paint on the computer when I was really baked and its so stupid lol

Jeff Dunham

emogrlrckr — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 02:42:45 GMT

Oh my gosh! I am stoned right now and watching Jeff. I never thought He could be funnier but This is the first time I'm watching him stoned and it's so fckin hilarious.
Sorry if this is spam but he's funny. =p