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I have random drug tests at my school. I thought it would be smart to use fake piss. But how do you store it? Keep it warn? etc?

not sure but i doubt that will be useful. is it a private school? this is my opinion so i know it doesnt fix anything but that's terrible! i guess i could see if you are an athlete but even then i don't think its right. i want to rant about my hatred of this...but...

if its random that means you'll have to keep pee on you at all times, is that really possible? not to be a buzz kill.

best of luck though

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Yea, he's got a point there. If they're random, dang, unless you want a bag of fake pee strapped to the inside of your thigh at all times.

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i hope you tell me its private though. Because seriously, its bad enough when they piss test people that are applying to work at private companies or people that have been somehow incarcerated but when they start piss testing kids forcibly put into a public institution (alot of states require you to be 18 to drop out and will send you away to placement if you skip all the time) that have never broken a law and aren't working in a dangerous environment i feel like that starts to cross the line into unconstitutional.

what the fuck type of world do we live in...

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I'm sorry but thats messed up schools should not do drug test. Plus how they can do that unless you have like 20 kids at your school (maybe you do) but seriously thats bush league. If you really want to get the Whizinator. It is basically a fake dick you strap to your abdomen to keep the clean piss at body temp. That is still ridiculous though.

i heard that the inventors of it got arrested because i guess people can't make fake dicks that secrete liquid (goodbye porn industry...or not).

it was on MANswers and my guess is some right winger watching his manly show thought it was terrible that people could do this.

i mean, TECHNICALLY you could use it for anything. but the people have lost control of their government

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haha really, a few local head shops around here still carry them, they must be antiques now, but ya those things can work but its outrageous

The best thing id do if i were u since u wanna pass the piss test is to either go to a local headshop n buy some detox if u kno when the tests gonna b.. but that cost money.. if u dont wanna spend any money its best to get a condom n have someone clean piss n it for u then tie it up and u can either tape it to your inner thigh or your dick n bring a tac or somethin to poke the end of it to squeeze it out or it'll bust everywhere n to keep it at the rite temperature u can either tape a hand warmer to it or put it n the microwave for about 10 seconds before u give it to em