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Old 12-17-2008, 12:50 PM   #1
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passed my drug test

i took a UA and i smoked 4 days before

i said i couldnt pee, so they had me drink a lot of water. once i drank soooo much water i went to the bathroom to pee. i put a dry finger in the back of my throat so i would gag just a little to make my mouth water. i spit that into the cup. i poured out anything that wasnt perfectly clear so that i was just under the minimum mark (that mark they put that you have to piss at least that much). then i pissed in it just enough to make it yellow.

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Huh? You used spit to pass your UA?
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Huh? You used spit to pass your UA?
hell yes i did.


epic story LOL.
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Old 12-17-2008, 07:42 PM   #5
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you legend i have never thought o tht before, nice 1, thats made me laught my tits off. Well done!
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dude.... well played.
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dude.... well played.

ya dude. my parents were hella mad when they found out i blazed.

so they asked what happened with the drug test

when i told my parents my mom was raged



and then my dad gave me a hi 5.
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Old 12-17-2008, 08:01 PM   #8
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sounds like you just diluted your piss, so you were probably pissing out 90% water.
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It's good to be naturally hydrated. Always bring water with you, you'll live longer.
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Old 12-18-2008, 04:54 AM   #10
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so you spit in the cup after you pissed in it?
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Old 12-18-2008, 08:36 AM   #11
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no. i held water in my mouth... let it take on my body temperature. spit it in the cup, the pissed enough to turn it yellow.
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Old 12-23-2008, 11:04 PM   #12
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How is this effective?
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Old 01-04-2009, 08:17 AM   #13
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Just drink alot of water! I read so much Bull shit online that says you have to take vitamin B to add color to urine. You dont! I have used this method and took drug test in 2 different cities and 5 different facility's. My piss was always CLEAR and never a Problem! Vitamin B wont do a damn thing anyway!!! Last time I was in drug court I had to take piss tests 3 times a week and passed everyone!
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