Ok. So, I’m getting this job with the federal govt.
And their making me do a bunch of tests (ekg, TB, blood, urine, lungs, hearing, X-rays, fingerprints, vision)
And today was my appt to go to a federal building to get it all done. I was supposed to fast for 12 hrs before going, so I took a Benadryl to be able to sleep, cuz otherwise I would be to hungry to. But I woke up 1 hr late!!
So I wake up, amazed at the time!, put my clothes on, and bust out of my appt, drive to the place, park in a parking lot (the kind that u are supposed to put money in a metal thing). I didn’t have any change, I needed 5 bucks, I had 20’s only. So I was like “fuck it” , I just left my car there.
I go to this federal building, they tell me to turn of my cell phone…. I pass security, and then it turns out I’m in the wrong fed building haha, so I run across the street to the other one.
I get there, finally. See the nurse…
She called me the previous day
to tell me not to eat..., and prepare for the physical tomorrow. so haha, i asked her if i was going to be drug tested. which was prolly a dumb idea, but i did it
and she was like "oh honney, lol, no we aren’t going to drug test you. but if you need to clean up , we can talk about it in private"
i dont think she will tell on me for asking. but anyways, if she does, i'm clean.
i bought soome pills online to detox, and i also bought a drink in planet k
also i have been drinking a lot of water, working out, going to the sauna...
man im ready hahaha
OK
So , I get there. And shes like (in a bitchy mood)
“you are more than 1 hour late, the doctor already left”
I apologized, said I never do shit like that, …. Etc.
Then she’s like ok…, she makes me fill out some forms. And then in one I put that I smoke 1-2 cigs a day for 1 year, which is a lie haha, I smoked way more.
But she’s like “whats the point of only smoking that much? … oh I know why, it’s bc of what u asked me earlier “ haha
So we get to talking , and this nurse is fucking amazing. she told me how to get clean, and she found out for me if I will ever have to do a drug test (she called another fed lady) .
Turns out, I don’t!!
It’s crazy. All that shit, they are making me do, and not a drug test, well, I thought it was unlikely.
She was like “have a good time for me”
She told me how to get clean “3 weeks, drink pickle juice, and golden sea (some natural thing)”
She gave me a hug when I left, told me I could go to her yoga class, and told me maybe we can smoke together sometime, that she has an awesome connection haha, I was like “hell yeah, that would be awesome”
She was fucking the coolest nurse ever
She was like 40-50yrs old. She asked about my piercings, bracelets, shoes…
She asked if they hurt, and said she wanted to get a tattoo
Oh, also, she was all into astrology, and shit. We are the same sign, which we both agree is the coolest haha
Also, she was like “don’t tell the doc what we talked about”
It’s just so cool. U know?
I have a firm belief, that anyone who smokes weed is a good person.
Oh. And later, when I got to my appt. I meet this hot girl who told me what she does to get clean. Which is to take “niacin with water and work out” I have no idea what that is, but she says it works, like the day after smoking u can take it, and u will be clean. But she’s a skinny, hot, muscular girl, sooo that is also a factor. Which she pointed out
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