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BigCMoney · 10-16-2009, 07:03 AM

Hey guys was wandering if anyone tried "The stuff chewable detox" system? If so does it work well? I'm wandering because I'm getting a new job in about two weeks which they random drug test. I know I can't stop smoking for long. For the random drug test they let you go into a bathroom and close the door. So I figured a chewable would be easy to hide in my pocket at all times. Anyone recommend anything else or at least tried this product. Thanks guys.

BigCMoney · 10-19-2009, 04:58 AM

Anyone?

mohawk38053 · 10-20-2009, 12:23 AM

it is most probably not gonna work but i dont know anything about it other than its a detox thing and you chew it, but because its a detox thing it more likely than not doesnt work

BigCMoney · 10-20-2009, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by mohawk38053

it is most probably not gonna work but i dont know anything about it other than its a detox thing and you chew it, but because its a detox thing it more likely than not doesnt work

Any reason for this?

organicGREENz · 10-20-2009, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BigCMoney

Hey guys was wandering if anyone tried "The stuff chewable detox" system? If so does it work well? I'm wandering because I'm getting a new job in about two weeks which they random drug test. I know I can't stop smoking for long. For the random drug test they let you go into a bathroom and close the door. So I figured a chewable would be easy to hide in my pocket at all times. Anyone recommend anything else or at least tried this product. Thanks guys.

u needa a brothr or buddy 2 p 4 u. getta handwarmer and a clean plastic bottle small nuff u can put n ur undies. get specimin no longer than 8 hrs before test

organicGREENz · 10-20-2009, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by BigCMoney

Hey guys was wandering if anyone tried "The stuff chewable detox" system? If so does it work well? I'm wandering because I'm getting a new job in about two weeks which they random drug test. I know I can't stop smoking for long. For the random drug test they let you go into a bathroom and close the door. So I figured a chewable would be easy to hide in my pocket at all times. Anyone recommend anything else or at least tried this product. Thanks guys.

ah srry bro didnt c the random. i wouldnt trust the pills but if they dont send ur wiz off too a lab u may wanna look 4 something that can adulterate the sample. they sell them @ the same place i bet. lab testn is serious stuf and could only refer a real drug free specimin with a clear conscience. i been drug testd 4 many jobs and also anger management but never had random u hadda perform on demand everyday. @ jobs we always got 2 leave and drive 2 the test site given me ample time 2 call my buddie i had been payin 2 p. in the classes i hadda go wit the p ready everytime. but i have never failed. its harder than u think 2 find aa p buddy everyone seems 2 b high off something. dont trust sum peeps they say they dwill pass and they r lyin 2 just get the money. i had and still use a fiends lil boys piss. i just hook him up wit a pizza every once n a while. dont feel 2 asamed its hard 2 find these gifts. ist tell me how it goes and ur desicions gd luck

unmeg · 10-20-2009, 05:39 PM

Do you know what kind of test the are using?????????? if they do it on site chances are it gonna be a saliva test..........very cheap ,accurate to 50 ng,& they can do it themselves with results in minutes.......so unless yyou know what kind of test your odds go to crap.....I suggest if it is a random piss test & they dont watch you use additive...Dont use a hand warmer your piss will be 130f a bit of fever today buddy......good luck

BigCMoney · 10-21-2009, 12:18 AM

Yea i was looking at something called urineluck i think not sure but all it is it two little vials you put right into the piss cup. Reviews says it works so I might try that. Also unmeg is there anyway to ask what of test is it? is it like public infomation?

juicy · 10-21-2009, 09:19 PM

Im going to try the chewables on tuesday. will let you know if i passed. i have to take a physical too thats why im scared to try to sneak in fake urine.

KillerWeed420 · 10-23-2009, 02:30 AM

None of the detox kits or pills work for cannabis because thc is not water soluble. They get into your fat cells and thats where they stay till the fat cells are burned and regenerated which takes aproximately 30 days.
If you're a moderate or heavy smoker subbing with synthetic urine is your best bet. If you're a light smoker dillution may work.

anniecclancy · 10-23-2009, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by KillerWeed420

None of the detox kits or pills work for cannabis because thc is not water soluble. They get into your fat cells and thats where they stay till the fat cells are burned and regenerated which takes aproximately 30 days.
If you're a moderate or heavy smoker subbing with synthetic urine is your best bet. If you're a light smoker dillution may work.

Not only does nothing work, but the tests now reveal the blocking agent you are using. nothing to do but stop toking. Try gold spice, the shit really really works, you will get one hell of a buzz from it and its legal. good luck,and forget about substititing or diluting , they catch ya.

BigCMoney · 10-23-2009, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by anniecclancy

Not only does nothing work, but the tests now reveal the blocking agent you are using. nothing to do but stop toking. Try gold spice, the shit really really works, you will get one hell of a buzz from it and its legal. good luck,and forget about substititing or diluting , they catch ya.

My friend just passed a test two weeks ago with a diluting product so yea they will work. Im just looking for the best possible thing to buy just to make sure. I really dont care about the price either.

MxMike · 10-23-2009, 06:24 AM

If you're on probation just smoke Spark until you get off. That's what I did. It was just as satisfying as smoking grass (at least when you're on probation!)

I passed a couple of probation drug tests by chugging a shitload of water and using Reddyclean.

If the test is for a job or for parents or something, an at home drug test will be used and if possible, say you can't pee with anyone watching. I had to do this several times a few years ago and it worked beautifully 100% of the time.

Get a condom. Fill it with a urine-like substance. (As long as it's yellow and warm, most bosses/parents aren't going to smell your piss, so if you can't make it smell like piss, making it smell like nothing will also usually be a safe bet.)

Hide the prefilled condom somewhere until you need it. If you parents spring a random test on you say you can't piss just yet and get some water to convince them you are trying to work up a piss. Discreetly obtain the decoy urine-condom from it's hiding spot and put it in your underwear where it will get warm fast. (Gooch works AWESOME with tighty-whities LMFAO) and when you're ready just go in there, use your teeth to bite a tiny hole in the tip and squeeze it out into the cup, then squeeze the rest of the false urine into the toilet to sound like you're finishing your piss. Flush and stash the spent condom in your sock or something, smile and hand mom/dad your cup of warm, fake piss.

Good luck brah.

BigCMoney · 10-23-2009, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by MxMike

If you're on probation just smoke Spark until you get off. That's what I did. It was just as satisfying as smoking grass (at least when you're on probation!)

I passed a couple of probation drug tests by chugging a shitload of water and using Reddyclean.

If the test is for a job or for parents or something, an at home drug test will be used and if possible, say you can't pee with anyone watching. I had to do this several times a few years ago and it worked beautifully 100% of the time.

Get a condom. Fill it with a urine-like substance. (As long as it's yellow and warm, most bosses/parents aren't going to smell your piss, so if you can't make it smell like piss, making it smell like nothing will also usually be a safe bet.)

Hide the prefilled condom somewhere until you need it. If you parents spring a random test on you say you can't piss just yet and get some water to convince them you are trying to work up a piss. Discreetly obtain the decoy urine-condom from it's hiding spot and put it in your underwear where it will get warm fast. (Gooch works AWESOME with tighty-whities LMFAO) and when you're ready just go in there, use your teeth to bite a tiny hole in the tip and squeeze it out into the cup, then squeeze the rest of the false urine into the toilet to sound like you're finishing your piss. Flush and stash the spent condom in your sock or something, smile and hand mom/dad your cup of warm, fake piss.

Good luck brah.

Wish it was that easy. If you fail the drug test you get fired and the sample is sent to a lab

juicy · 11-09-2009, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by juicy

Im going to try the chewables on tuesday. will let you know if i passed. i have to take a physical too thats why im scared to try to sneak in fake urine.

I took a urine test last week using the stuff chewable. I guess it work because i got the job. State employment. Urine test and a physical at an lab. Heavy smoker for about 12+ years. Slowed down several days and completely stopped 24hrs before test. I'm not a drinker and could not keep down any of those liquids products down so I prayed about it got the chewable and like i said i guess it work. It has creatine, some vitamins, and proteins in it. no stomach cramps or nausea ( im real stomach sensitive). I do recommend them. This will be my way to pass. ordered more to have on hand.
However random test..... they might do saliva. It takes about 24hrs and some brushing, water, whatever........ urine test, the chewable, you start the day before with 6 herbal pills and the day of you chew this tablet with 2- 24oz water. I don't know how much time you will have with a "random" test?

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