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hi all new here and never posted before obv
i thought after what happend to me at work last week i should let other people know incase this isnt comon knowledge, last week at work i got a suprise drug test we always knew they could do them now and agian but we never heard of anyone actualy gettin tested so i thot it was safe , apparently not. i had just had a bit of time off which included a trip to amsterdam smokin some prety strong shit and it was only 4 days later i had my test (most people here seem to be in america, ive no idea how the test works there but in scotland its like this) piss in a small cup watched by the tester, once youre finished they stick these two kida rods in it if there nothing in youre piss thats an autamatic pass and you walk away scot free, if its posative (antibiotics and other prescription meds will throw it off) they send it away to the labs to get tested. i told the women id just been to the toilet before being called and couldnt piss then so i was told to come back in an hour, one hour and 5 pints of ice cold water later i pissed some lovely clear piss out into the cup and it came back compleetly negative. no bottles of other peoples piss in my pocket or condoms straped to my thigh just good old water, i knew this because once before i had one when i would hav had nothing in my system and i asked the women for a drink and she said no you cant have any water as anymore than half a pint will dilute to undetectable levels. well i owe here somethin for that piece of information lol!!

But if they really test the urine instead of some cheap instant-read type deal, they will check the creatine levels in your urine and if they are too diluted, you can easily be asked to take another one; plus, it won't work every time for everyone. I think you got lucky on that one.

Consider yourself lucky.

The lab tests I've had done on probation are so extensive that it not only tells if there is thc but how much and how long ago it was consumed.

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-JH

oh yeah i know i was lucky i mean you could use the oh i cant piss the now line every time and am pretty sure my body language before and after gave the game away but still if they do send it off to the labs and they ask you to produce another one then you can at least buy yourself some more time where you can stop smokin