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I'm pretty sure I'm going to land a much needed job there. I have a friend who works there that told me you had to pass a drug test for the job. I have heard many different methods on how to pass but none of them really seem to make sense to me. Everyone seems to have their own psuedo-science when it comes to it.

I usually smoke amounts throughout the day. I go through a gram in 2-3 days on average. I drink a lot of water regularly so my urine is either clear or light yellow on a normal basis. I read up on these forums a bit and the Green Tea/Cranberry juice makes sense. I'm about 5'8 170 pounds and I walk a couple miles a day.

Is there anything more I can do?
I may try the fake pee thing once I figure out how the test procedure there is.

I would appreciate any suggestions.

ok dude im gonna tell you like i always say on here to someone having a test. go to gnc get a bottle of chf gcf its a 3 letter initial thing that ends with f. it comes in fruit punch grape or orange and tastes like the sticky shit on a popsicle when its thawed alittle and refrozen. drink it one hour before ur test. drink the juice, wait 15 minutes fill the bottle with water and drink that. piss once before ur test and ur good. i used to drink it once a month when i was on probation and i smoked multiple times a day and weighed almost 300 pounds at the time. people say they will check creatine levels to make sure you havent diluted ur piss or whatever, but if that stuff let me pass a test that was analyzed in a state lab ur good with labcorp or any other drug testing agency. under a microscope or when they stick the dipstick in its not going to matter ull pass it. its like 30 bucks.

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if you have time and some money you can buy real powdered urine from testclear.com i dont work for them i swear. i actually bought some for a job i am going to be starting soon.

My friend had success using someone who doesn't smoke or do any drugs pee. I might be getting a job, finally, here sonn and I might do the same thing considering I don't have money to buy anything.

well if you do you should try to get the pee from your friend as close to the time of the test as possible the older the urine the more it smells. you can buy some stick on foot warmers you can stick on the container to keep it at the right temp. some people say you can microwave the urine too but that may make it frothy and smelly as well. and if you can get a stick on thermometer you can make sure it is at the right temp. if the urine isnt 90-99 degrees then they will know you cheated.

opps the real website is /www.testclear.com for the fake urine.

i drank lots of water and took a bunch of niacin pills. theyre pretty cheap n it works but takes a little time :S

Subbing with sunthetic urine is always the most reliable. Depending on how much you smoke dillution can work. But all those detox drinks are no good for cannabis. Cannabis is not water soluble so it stays in your fat cells for about a month.

actually the detox kits do work. they cleanse and mask the thc that's in your urine and the thc stored in your fat. the thc stored in fat is not detectable by urine test. also if you smoke for say a year straight and you gain some weight because of the munchies then as you loose that weight the thc stored in your fat is released into your system and can be detected for months after that even if you have stopped smoking.

Do they not test hair anymore? That was always scary to me if they were to do that. A person could not cheat on that one. But why not use urine substitution? A person you know who does not do any drugs. I mean buying urine seems strange as it is easy to find clean urine...if you say EWWWWW URINE is sterile when it comes out of the body. The water you drink is not sterile. TRUE fact. unless you have a UTI that is.....LOL

yeah i could but i dont think i have any close friends that i could ask to pee in a glass for me. i have plenty of close friends but their pee is just as dirty as mine. but you are right if you can find clean pee for free then get it. if you do you should try to get it as close to the test as you can. make sure you put it in a sterile or clean collecting container. i have also heard of people who have frozen clean urine for later. you can microwave it too but this will make it frothy and smelly. basiclly the older the urine the easier it is to tell is old. fresh urine doesnt smell as bad and is usually not the same color as old urine.

actually i have seen shampoos that do something to your hair idk what it is specifically that it does or how it does it or anything or if it works but ive seen them

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what the other guy said... to to GNC and get the good stuff. its the only stuff im sure that works. and YES they are going to drug test you... you have 72hrs to comply to the test and employment is contingent on if you pass or not.

stonernurse...that sterility of urine is why I told you to get 50CC of NS as they are sterile and you can exchange half.... about 25 CC... with a friends clean urine through the additive port after aspiration with a #18 bore needle.
It can be refrigerated or frozen until you need it to keep bacteria replication in control. They are tough little bags and won't beak open under any circumstances until you spike the spike port. They are designed to keep bacteria out as you know because they are used for IV therapy...
And they are very comfortable to wear next to your body until you do the test. So keep a couple of NS bags in your nursing supply bag. Somebody should market something similar for the general public. But temp is what they are monitoring so it has to be close to body like under arm etc...
BTW good luck in your new career. We need more really good nurses in America and you can expect to make $40 bucks an hour when you get a little experience.
So a retired nurse is leaving tips for the young stoner nurses out there. God knows we need our weed after those long shifts in the trenches of the hospitals trying to keep ppl alive....LOL

lol i know but not everyone has readily available sterile NS at their disposal. i will use that idea though, it is really smart. filed it away in the back if my head already :-)
i really can't wait to start working. i am having a hard time finding a job as a new graduate nurse. because everyone has been losing their jobs more retired nurse, prn, part time nurses have gone back to FT and it is killing me. i am glad that the shortage is not as bad but it has made hospital have less fellowships for a GNs like me