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has anyone ever powdered there own urine to use in a drug test at a later time. i am curious about this and have read of others doing it on the internet and i guess that is what is used in some of those piss test kits with the fake penis. has anyone ever done this or heard of it. i would like to make a bunch so i dont have to quit for 2 months to b clean to pass a test that is pointless and only singles out the stoners.

drug testing is pointless.

nope never heard of doing it yourself. but back in the day if i was clean and wanted to smoke id piss in something and freeze it. when it come time to take a test id get it out and thaw it out or heat it in the microwave. yeah i know disgusting but you gotta do what u gotta do. after it thawed id nuke it for about 2 minutes, let it get hot as hell, then while it cooled id drive to the test, which was like 30 minutes away, stuck it down my boxers and just poured it in. was still warm and fresh enough it passed.

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mazar that is a genius idea.

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never heard of dehydrating your own piss but ive heard of the sythetic deydrated piss that comes in a package for like 25 bucks. you just mix it with water microwave it to get it to the right temp then stick it between your butt cheeks so it stays warm on teh way to the test.

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wouldnt synthetic dehydrated piss be the same if u were able to do it yourself... i have seen those synthetic types before, but am skeptic as i have heard creatine levels are tested to make sure it isnt something it isnt supposed to be..

freezing is an option i havent looked into yet but sounds like a very good option.. thanks for the idea mazar

ur welcome....oh! i forgot one thing. there is a white lookin stuff that forms after it has been frozen, i guess from the ice crystals, use a coffe filter to strain that out

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nice.... now i just got to do the crappy part and quit for 2 months fuck!

not really synthetic piss isnt real piss. and i dont know how you would dehydrate your own piss sounds like it would be kinda difficult. its a lot easier just to buy it.

the reason they check for creatanine levels is because most over the counter detox drinks or test pure drinks contain large amounts of creatine.

and 6 weeks of no blazing should be enough to pass the test

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I have never heard of powdered urine, but I have tried about all of the other remedies over the years. It really depends on what kind of testing they do. The last test I had to do I used Synthetic Urine, but the results @ the lab were non-conclusive (Too clean), but the same as a failed test !! Test clean works great for the simple test, but some labs actually store the urine and re-test it after urine cleansers evaporate. They also check the temperature of the urine when you test. So if you find a product that works let me know. I finally just had to just say NO TO DRUG TESTING !!! Most of my employer's have been ok with it because I tell them up front I am a 420 patient, so I think they respect my up front honesty.

truetest.com sells powdered urine that is 100% real urine. comes with a 50ml vial, stick on thermometer, and 2 heating elements that you can stick on to keep it at the right temp. i think its like 40 something but its worth it to get a job. not so good for parole b/c you are watch but good for a job test.

all i know is that chf gcf whatever it was worked. i mean if it allowed me to pass a state lab urine test, it works. they disect shit there

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been posting false info.... my bad. the actual website for the powdered urine is /www.testclear.com....sorry for the mix up