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The year is 2003. FOur stoner friends, all ages 18 decide to go camping in the deep woods of Wymoning. Chad, Phil, James, and Ricardo. They are all white, except Ricard, who is of Latin accenstors.
"Boy howdy this trip is gonna be killa son!' Chad says, totally pumped, as the four are walking down the wood trails.
"Indeed indeed." James responds. They are looking for a place to set camp. Its getting dark, and late.
They find a nice spot, and set up thier tents.
"I never went on a camping trip befor." Ricardo says.
"Well then you be in luck, cuz this trip is gonna be the best, IN HISTORY MHWHSHHSHS" chad says, then giggles.
Chad, who is the best roller in the group, then procedes to roll two blunts, and a joint. They make a fire, and all sit around, and toke, and become stoned to a high degree. They are all laughing, and telling scary ghost stories.
Thats when Ricardo hears a rustle in the bushes.
"Did you guys hear that?!" Ricardo says, looking around frantically with his boodshot eyes.
"Oh calm down Ricardo. Its the first time u ever got high. U is just being teh paranoidz." CHad says with a chuckle.
Then they hear foot steps. They all start looking around. Then they hear someone sprinting in the opposite direction
"Dear lord something is out there!" Phil cries.
"It sounded human. Maybe its just a camper or something." Chad says.
"Maybe its police!" James says, litte did he know, however, that he soon would be praying that it would have been police instead.
"Everyone just stay chill. I will go investigate." Chad says, then gets up, and walks into the wilderness.
"Hey, maybe we shoudnt split up..." Ricardo says, but chad has already disapeared in the night.
"This shit is like, a fucking, horror movie or some shit!" James says, very paranoid at this particuar point in time.
What seems like hours go by, (actually only 15 minutes)
"Thats it, i'm going out there." Phil says. "Who be comeing with?"
"Im staying here!" Ricardo cries.
"I will go by myself then." Phil says, and waks off.
Phil is heading down. Pushing branches aside and stepping over puddles. He then hears footsteps.
"Chad? Chaaaaad? CHAD? that you?" Phil hollers.
"BOOGGGAA LAA JAJAJAJA MEMEREMEMME" Someone in the distant screams. Phils heart starts beating a million miles an hour. He turns back and starts running back to the camp. That was not chad at all. He hears footsteps running behind him. OH GOD.
"BOOGGAAA LACKAMAKAKKAKA!!!" It screams. He looks behind him. A colored man is chaseing after him! DEAR LORD!
"NOOOOO!!!" Phil screams and starts running. The colored man grabs the back of his shirt and tries to pull him back to him. They struggle, and the colored rips his shirt off him, freeing phil. Phil makes a mad dash, but the colored man is too quick. He pounches on the kid, and starts punching him in the back of the head. He then flips him over and claws at his face.
"Mooogaaa boucka!" the colored man says, then starts strangleing him, untill the boy finnaly goes limp and stop flailing.
Meanwhile, Ricardo and James get up and start walking, looking for chad.
"Its probadly nothing to fear out here. Maybe some wolves or bears or something, but nothing too deadly." James says, and brandises a siver pistol. Ricardo begins to feel a little better, but still deadly afraid.
Chad didnt want to admit it at first, but he is dead lost the thicet. The he hears gunfire.
James and Ricardo are walking, when they hear someone screaming,
"MOOGGGAAALACKKSKSK!!!!!! BOOOGGGAAA LACKAAAA!!!"
"Who the fuck is that!" Ricardo says.
"I have no idea, but who ever it is, is fucking crazy." James says, worried. Then a dark figure comes leaping down from the tree landing on Ricardo's back. James eyes grow wide as the man who seems more like a beast starts clawing and biteing his friend. Its a large colored man, shirtless, wearing cacky shorts.
"JAMESS!!!!, AHHHH!!!" Ricardo screams.
James takes aim, but the two are fighting, and he doesent want to shoot ricardo. He waits to get a clean shot, then fires. The bullet punctures Ricardos lungs. The colored man leaps off like a leopard, James fires again hitting it in the shoulder, then it dashes out like crazy, he fires another shot but misses. He has 3 bullets left. he runs over to Ricardo.
"Oh god what have I done I'm so sorry man Plz dont die FUCK!" James says, as he holds his friend in his arms. Ricardo is coughing up blood, clearly dyeing.
"James...kill that ******." He says in a wispering voice, then his eyes go blank. He is dead.
"WHYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" James screams at the skye.
Chad is crouching behin a bush. Very worried. Was it a cop shooting at his friend? Or some crazy black gang members? Or maybe a man trying to kill his wife or somethng? Chad simply doesent know. All he knows is, he wants to go home, and get home freakin now. He then starts walking some more. He hears someone scream,
"OOGGG GAAARRR BACKALACKA!!!" Right by him. He swings around, and sees a colored man holding his shouder. Thier eyes meet. Chad staires at him, terrified. He is frozen in fear. Someting doesent seem right about this man. The the colored charges him. Oh no u dont fool, chad things.
Chad jacks the colored hard in the jaw, knocking him back, then the colored slashes at his neck wit his nails, damn they long. Then the colored throws wild punches. Chad knees him in the stomach and holds his own in te fight, The colored delivers a hard blow knocking him on the floor and he rolls a few feet. He sees a stick and grabs it, then gets up and smashes it into the coloreds head, making him fall down to his knees. James runs over.
"Chad!" James says, then sees the colored. He runs over right up to the colored, and blasts him point black in the head. The colored falls over onto his side, odviously dead.
"Chad, this guy killed Ricardo, and I found Phils body, he must have killed him too."
Chad gasps.
"Well, at least we got him." Chad says sadly, and the two friends walk away, and go home.
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